Bumper Stickers

[gregintenn]

My kid can kick your honor student's ***.

 

[Jack Flash]

Not a bumper sticker but I saw a stickman family similar to this on the back window of a minivan:

 

[jeffrefrig]

Close to post #21, I had one that said "My Weimaraner Is Smarter Than Your Honor Student." It was on the back window of an SUV I had. I don't put stuff on my painted parts.

 

[mmb617]

Proud parents - My son was inmate of the month at the county prison.

 

[Rifleman200-10X]

Sorry I offended you by calling you a

MORON

(I thought you knew.)

 

[Retired W4]

Don't tell ME what kind of day to have

 

[chief38]

I got my SUV inspected yesterday and there was an older model Dodge Ram ahead of me with a chrome bumper. Mounted on the chrome bumper were a bunch of bottle openers like you would see on a vending machine. There were all different brands like Coca-cola, Miller, Budweiser etc. I didn't think of taking a picture but I should have - novel!

 

[Retired W4]

On my truck now. It's an old Obama era sticker.

 

[PALADIN85020]

"My son has perfect attendance at Phoenix FCI."

(FCI = Federal Correctional Institution)

"I don't know if it's ignorance or apathy, but I don't know and I don't care."

John

 

[Greyman50]

Back when I had rescue Greyhounds, had one that said,” My Grey can reach the gate in O.8 seconds, can you.” The male was Very territorial of our large fenced in back yard. The females did not seem to care unless there was a treat involved.

 

[Ματθιας]

A buddy has this on his truck -

 

[Alpo]

Seen on a Toyota.

 

[crazyphil]

The bumper sticker on my old 1982 Silverado says COWBOY CADILLAC.

 

[Onomea]

Re bumper stickers proclaiming "my" daughter arresting "your" honor student, my niece, a former honor student, many times over during her school years, is a state trooper.

The two aren't mutually exclusive by any means.

 

[jag312]

I had a 1986 Ford Escort. Nothing but problems. I had a bumper sticker made that said I'D RATHER CASTRATE MYSELF WITH A BROKEN BEER BOTTLE THAN BUY ANOTHER FORD.

 

[RobertJ.]

EARTH FIRST!
We'll log the other planets later!​

 

[Dave_n]

One of mine used to read:
"Remember when Sex was Safe and Diving was Dangerous?"
Picked it plus a few copies up on the Island of Palau when diving there quite a few years ago, Dave_n.

 

[waffles]

"Gas, A**, or Grass, Nobody Rides For Free" was a popular bumper sticker back in the days of my youth.

Larry

I once bought a van with that sticker...applied to the passenger dash board. It got seat covers pretty quick.

 

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[steelslaver]

Mine says
Passing Laws Don't Stop Bullets.