Cereal Killers

[bushmaster1313]

Virtually all serial killers ate breakfast cereal multiple times during their teenage years.
The correlation is undeniable.

 

[A10]

I must confess, for the first time, I am a cereal killer. I have been known to eat an entire box of Cocoa Puffs in one sitting.....(sniff)

 

[P&R Fan]

And it is a proven fact that everyone who ate brussels sprouts in the year 1900 is now DEAD!
Tell that one to your Mom sometime.
Jim

 

[tops]

I was thinking ya'll have way too much free time and then it dawned on me that I am sitting here at 6am reading this junk. I am the craziest one of the bunch. Larry

 

[rewster]

I was thinking ya'll have way too much free time and then it dawned on me that I am sitting here at 6am reading this junk. I am the craziest one of the bunch. Larry

That may be true BUT were you also eating cereal ?

 

[bushmaster1313]

It is a proven medical fact that excessive time on this Forum invariably leads to an increase in serum smith & wesson levels, as well as hardening of the heart relative to other lessor weapons.

 

[wbraswell]

We need data on the different effects of different cereals. I don't think that "Fiber One" would have the same effect as "Sugar Pops". Will "Alpha-bits" make you smart? Will "Lucky Charms" turn you into a gay leprechaun?

 

[rongway]

There was a murder on campus at Texas A & M-The victim was found floating face down in the bathtub which was filled with milk, Cheerio's and sliced bananas.... Campus police are convinced it's the work of a Cereal Killer !!!

 

[seagill]

I just finished a bowl of Wheaties!

 

[wbraswell]

Come to think of it, mostly while I was a teenager, I ate Oreos and milk for breakfast. Now, THAT'S breakfast of champions.

 

[Jellybean]

I'm a cereal killer too, that's why all the Fruit-Loops have holes in them.

 

[diamonback68]

Proven fact, Cheerios are actually donut seeds. You can grow your own box of donuts with them.

 

[truckemup97]

93% of felons ate french fries in the 30 day period before committing their crime. WHEN WILL CONGRESS WAKE UP AND OUTLAW FRENCH FRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[rchance]

Come to think of it, mostly while I was a teenager, I ate Oreos and milk for breakfast. Now, THAT'S breakfast of champions.

I thought Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pies & Budweiser was the breakfast of champions.

 

[therevjay]

93% of felons ate french fries in the 30 day period before committing their crime. WHEN WILL CONGRESS WAKE UP AND OUTLAW FRENCH FRIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't say stuff like that. They might just do it. After all "French fries" are a "gateway" food, leading to "salt addiction!"

 

[Straightshooter2]

I have heard that some people who do the reenactments put Cream of Wheat on top of their black powder to create more smoke. Does this make them cereal killers also?

CW

 

[Alpo]

Chuckle-A-Duck - It’s murder out there

 

[klondike]

A10- My doctor was spotted at the grocery store with a box of Cocoa Puffs in his cart. He assured me that they were really just about as good as vitamins but better tasting. They have been on my fav list for a long time.

 

[TheHobbyist]

This sounds like one of those History Channel shows...it's clearly all due to ancient aliens, tin foil hats, the free masons, and the earth's gravitational pull.

Just ask the expert "ancient astronaut theorists".

 

[steamloco76]

Does Sasquatch prefer fruit loops or wheaties in his bowl of swamp water?