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DON'T use a mere 9mm on Chuck Norris!
(That oughta start somethin')
(That oughta start somethin')
Chuck Norris
- Thread starter Kanewpadle
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Chuck just borrowed my Grafs, and will be playing Enforcer for the Panthers tonight.
Oilers might not show up.
Superfoot wears the same size boots, and will play game four.
Oilers might not show up.
Superfoot wears the same size boots, and will play game four.
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venomballistics
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When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.
Chuck's home, Lone Wolf Ranch, is on Hwy 90 near Navasota...I drive right past it on my way to the gun shows in Brenham...Across the highway is his bottling plant for CForce Water, (some of the purest, best tasting artesian water on the planet for those who haven't tried it) and once in a while all the delivery trucks leaving there to fill the demands cause the road to get a little rough...When this happens Chuck walks out to his front gate and just stares at the pavement until it straightens back out...The county grants him a partial tax abatement in return for this service...
...Ben
...BenChuck Norris doesn’t do pushups, he pushes the earth away from him
venomballistics
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How many pushups can Chuck Norris do?......
.... All of them
.... All of them
Chesty Puller used Chuck Norris for an Aide de Camp.
Chesti went to a women's lib meeting and camp back with a sandwich and his clothes ironed
Chesti went to a women's lib meeting and camp back with a sandwich and his clothes ironed
Re: the Bear vs. Pepper spray thread.
Chuck uses one breath freshener, the other's a deoderant.
Chuck uses one breath freshener, the other's a deoderant.
Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer but Chuck Norris never cries.
