Chuck Norrisisms

[the ringo kid]

That's how Bruce Lee feels.

Bruce Lee also "killed" Jackie Chan. Didnt take as long as the Norris bout.

 

[snubbyfan]

Ok, one more.

 

[Warren Sear]

Chuck Norris has never referred to a firearm as a "platform". Ever.

 

[V1 Rotate]

Aviation oriented: Chuck Norris isn't instrument rated, but he doesn't have to be; he just glares the bad weather out of existence.
Bill S

 

[pineappleshooter]

The government calls water boarding torture. Chuck calls it a facial.

When Teddy Roosevelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.

Most dogs have their day- Chuck Norris' dog has a week.

Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs - Chuck Norris needed a new pair of boots.

Chuck Norris got in a gun battle once - the gun lost.

 

[DR505]

When Teddy Roosevelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obviously hadn't met Chuck Norris.

Sorry, that was FDR, not Teddy.

 

[pineappleshooter]

Sorry, that was FDR, not Teddy.

See what happens when you cut and paste something from the internet!

 

[SmokeStack Lightning]

His official site:
Official Home of Chuck Norris

 

[gaucho1]

His official site:
Official Home of Chuck Norris

Aside from Chucks, who does your favorite version of SmokeStack Lightning?