OK, Pard, yuh plumb assed fur eight; Chuck Norris kin handle a Smith & Wesson revolver without a-talkin' like Festus er Yosemite Sam.
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Chuck Norrisisms
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meaneyedcatz
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THOSE ADD'S ARE GREAT! KEEP EM COMING.
Nframecollector
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My thoughts exactly!
That's how Bruce Lee feels.
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shouldazagged
Absent Comrade
That fourth one is Chuck Norris's Water Pic.
Ever notice that he looks like that Gangnam guy?
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.45goblue
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Chuck Norris once peed on a Semi trucks tire.
That truck later became known as Optimus Prime.
That truck later became known as Optimus Prime.
Memphis
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Chuck Norris KNOWS Victorias Secret!!
Chuck Norris can speak spanish in THREE different languages!
Roger
Chuck Norris can speak spanish in THREE different languages!
Roger
shouldazagged
Absent Comrade
Of course Chuck Norris can walk on water! It wouldn't dare let him down!
UncaGrunny
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Way I heard it:
When Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, Chuck made the guy put it back.
amazingflapjack
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No one has ever survived offering to sell Chuck Norris a gun described as "Minty."
BrianE
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Everybody knows Victoria's secret...She enjoys dressing like a hooker
and who's this Chuck Norris fellow?
De Oppresso Liber
and who's this Chuck Norris fellow?De Oppresso Liber
kraigwy
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Super Man wears Chuck Norris jammies, Chuck Norris wears Audie Murphy jammies.
Super Man wears Chuck Norris jammies, Chuck Norris wears Audie Murphy jammies.
now THAT is funny!
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