Damn foxes stealing my flip flops

[MP-5]

Well, you came to the right forum. We will help you out. Who is we you say?

Why, Smith, Wesson and me…

Moments later…

 

[WR Moore]

When we had a large horse operation we had resident red foxes......and ground hogs. There were a couple of GH holes the foxes turned into dens. When I saw the first kits (through the rifle scope) I wondered what Corgi puppies were doing out there. Then mom came out. Watching the kits play was really cute. Didn't take the moms long to learn that one shot meant dinner was served, they just had to find it. I was startled when I saw the first one come a running.

 

[Smoke]

It takes almost zero effort to tame a fox.

I went out of my way to not tame Spud and she still followed me around at work.

the only thing that I ever originally provided for that Fox was water and she followed me around the fence line like a dog.

According to all the fox experts on YouTube you can tame a fox and you can have it live in your house but you will never house break it. Apparently they're like spider monkeys in that regard.

I was at work one morning and I pissed her off I don't even know what I did but she turned her back on me lifted her tail and let a turd fly right at me. You will never convince me that she did not know exactly what she was doing when she did that.

 

[03hemi]

update....

I went out and retrieved my flip flop. Rinsed it off and put it in the sun to dry. Put it on later in the day and walked inside and thought "I smell a slight scent of skunk". Now I never knew there was a "slight" smell of skunk. So either fox pee smells of skunk or maybe the foxes are not the culprit?

And truth be told they steal my flip flops but chew my wife's flip flops....

Why would you diss a skunk like that?
Dude, it's your frick'n feet!