I told Santa I wanted a Smith & Wesson 14 or 15 snub.
The fat ******* brought me a Dan Wesson 14-2 snub.
I beat him black and blue and shoved that boat anchor 14-2 up Rudolph's pooper and told that old bugger I'd give Rudy a lead colonic if he didn't get his sh-- together and stop F-ing up my Krimma orders.
He finally got his head out of his fat arse and brought me a 100% 1964-65 10-5 snub and a Daewoo DP51 9mm (based on the model 59, and uses 59 series.
So, technically it's not a Smith auto.
But, it's a Smith AND an auto.
A smith based auto, at that.(which was ripped off from Browning anyway

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It's not even a 15 snub, but I'm happy with it.
Now, to go clean the fat-elf blood and reindeer poop off of that Dan Wesson boat anchor, though I think it actually helps the appearance of that godawful ugly gun.
I've sent the video of the above incident to the Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy, and let them know they'd better not F-up my orders this year, or we'll have roast bunny smothered in fairy dust for Easter dinner.
I'll tell ya, I'm done putting up with these stupid magic monkeys screwing up my orders.
Kwanzaa Klaus and the Hanukkah Rabbi better take warning.
I'm NOT in a mood to be f-ed with this year.
They're all gonna make funny muzzle kabobs, with a gat sticking up their butts, if they get my orders wrong.