None of my modern guns are anywhere they can be seen. One wall of my loft (which is my "man cave", as they say) is Caribbean themed, and I have two black powder pistols, a flintlock and a caplock, hanging off to the side. I'm not too worried about them, and they look really cool.
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Caller: Good Morning Mr. Trusting, this is Joe Rhunn from Whee Fleasum and Rhunn Home Insurance. I'm just going through your claim, and I see you are asking $12,000 for some stolen firearms. Please could you clarify how they were secured?
Trusting: I kept them on display in a glass cabinet.
Rhunn: Ah.