The Last Standing Knight
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Very good post, roundgunner.
But don't forget about the "gun dorks" that deck their pickup trucks out with various firearm manufacturer and pro-2nd Amendment stickers, along with their personalized "1SHT 1KL" license plate, and then get offended and bitch about it online when the officer politely asks if they have any weapons in the vehicle.
And there's the mother of all traffic stop dorks, though not necessarily a "gun dork": He's got a car (possibly a retired Crown Victoria Police Intercepter) covered in "Thin Blue Line" and FOP stickers, and whips out a security guard or concealed carry badge when the officer approaches only to become incredibly offended when he doesn't get "professional courtesy". Occasionally followed by an arrest for illegal installation or operation of a blue light, for the real whackos.
I laughed hysterically at this. Because I've seen it happen numerous times. (To be frank, I've driven vehicles so equipped, but in Texas, if you have this kind of gear and don't use it on the street, you're pretty much ok...I didn't have too much of a choice)