#10
How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
Say something.
#9
What do you call a redhead walking between two blondes?
An interpreter.
#8
What do redheads make for dinner?
Reservations.
#7
How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
She unties you.
#6
Why didn't Indians scalp redheads?
They knew better.
#5
Why do so many guys date blondes?
All the redheads are taken.
#4
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
#3
A redhead accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
"Your husband is suffering from a very serious disease brought on by stress," he informed her. "If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."
"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he's in a good mood. For lunch and dinner make him nutritious meals. There should be no dessert in the house. No chocolate. No fighting. Don't burden him with chores or discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with your husband whenever he wants it and be sure to satisfy his every whim even if this means doing things you wouldn't normally do. If you can do this for the next year or so, your husband should regain his health completely."
On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her.
She sighed sadly and replied, "You're going to die."
#2
What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann with the Pillsbury Doughboy?
A really miffed redhead with a yeast infection!
#1
How many redheads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. She holds the bulb while the world revolves around her.
