Ever wonder why there are no red-head jokes?

[M E Morrison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l71pbhqnvNM

Speaking of blondes and redheads...

I must have missed something there - what's the connection?

 

[M E Morrison]

Everyone who is Irish walks into a bar. They just can't walk out.

An Irishman isn't considered drunk until he falls off the face of the earth....

 

[STCM(SW)]

My "X" is a red headed Italian........
No more need be said.

Best years of my life is since she is not in my life now....

And I'm married to a real blond.

 

[LVSteve]

I agree!! And I am a redhead and so is my evil twin(she is the one that causes my trouble!)

Redhead twins!!!! I'll spend a little time alone with that thought later.

 

[shouldazagged]

All anyone needs to know about redheads can be summed up in two words ...

Ann-Margaret

I'd add two more: Maureen O'Hara.

Damn, I forgot Ginger Rogers.

 

[jimmyj]

REDHEADS :
The girl at the next farm was a Redhead with green eyes. She was two years older than me and beautiful. HOWEVER she could really fight and had all the area guys scared of her. We played in the creek and woods together, but she was the leader and I DID NOT do anything to rile her. When I was 13 she informed me that I was to be her boyfriend and we would go to the movies together every Saturday. This ended when I reached 17 and joined the Military and went away from home. Later she married a guy and had a bunch of children.

 

[BigBoy99]

I think the reason there are few redhead jokes is because they don't do stupid things like blondes do!

 

[LostintheOzone]

I've had some experience with redheads. All I can say is I would never be married to one. I would rather sleep with rattlesnakes or maybe a cougar.

 

[sheepdawg]

The greatest T.V. comedy of all time, I Love Lucy, was a redhead joke.

 

[g8rb8]

Being married to a red head I plead the fifth regarding commenting to the post by snubbyfan.

Most times I read a snubbyfan post I feel like I should be paying a cover charge and buying at least two drinks.

John

 

[LostintheOzone]

An Irishman isn't considered drunk until he falls off the face of the earth....

I usually hang on to the grass to avoid that.

 

[Salty RI]

my first two ex-wives were red heads. had a few dates with others but lied about my name and phone number. lee

Wow two in a row, slow learner huh.

 

[M E Morrison]

I usually hang on to the grass to avoid that.

Then comes part two:

I may get so drunk I have to crawl home, but by God I'll crawl home like an Irishman!

 

[peyton]

My first girlfriend was a Red Head, gosh I thought she was the one I was going to marry.
It is true what they say about their tempers, I met her ex boyfriends later in life and they said
"You must of been awful, when she gets mad she will always starts with your name first, then
she will correct herself in mid explosion"!!
I miss that gal
Oh, my current wife is not a red head

 

[pawngal]

As a redhead and a Taurus this pretty well explains it. My temper does not have a short fuse but when it goes, look out! You won't know what hit you until its over and done.

Traditional traits of a Taurus woman include emotional strength, independence, loyalty, introversion, and a flair for the artistic. Taurus women are also genuine and tend to seek out the same quality in others. They don't become upset easily, but when they do, they have volatile tempers and the capacity for extreme stubbornness.

And yes, I am part Irish.

 

[snubbyfan]

Being married to a red head I plead the fifth regarding commenting to the post by snubbyfan.

Most times I read a snubbyfan post I feel like I should be paying a cover charge and buying at least two drinks.

John

I'd prefer cash but I'll take a personal check.

 

[Road Rat]

As a redhead and a Taurus this pretty well explains it. My temper does not have a short fuse but when it goes, look out! You won't know what hit you until its over and done.

Traditional traits of a Taurus woman include emotional strength, independence, loyalty, introversion, and a flair for the artistic. Taurus women are also genuine and tend to seek out the same quality in others. They don't become upset easily, but when they do, they have volatile tempers and the capacity for extreme stubbornness.

And yes, I am part Irish.

Dang, you sound like my kind of woman!!!


If I were 50 years younger I'd drive all the way to your town just for a drink..........and maybe some target practice!!!

Just picking on you as I see we are both in IOWA!!

 

[pawngal]

Dang, you sound like my kind of woman!!!


If I were 50 years younger I'd drive all the way to your town just for a drink..........and maybe some target practice!!!

Just picking on you as I see we are both in IOWA!!

If you were 50 years younger you wouldn't give a even a 1st look.
I'm a Grandma.

 

[skrazo]

I "like" redheads (female only!) because I like to live dangerously!

P.S. Keep those posts comin'

 

[Doug M.]

Young Johnny reached the age at which boys become very aware of girls. He was shy and not at all sure about what he should know, but it seemed awkward to talk about with his Dad. At a family gathering, he ran into his favorite uncle, his Dad's youngest brother. He's heard some stories about Uncle Bill being quite the social sort, so Johnny thought he would be a great source for information.

Uncle Bill, do you date a lot?
Yes, yes, I do.

Do you sleep with your dates?
Every one I can.

Ever sleep with a brunette?
Sure, lots of times.

What about a blonde?
Oh yes, many times.

What about a redhead?
Oh no, not a wink!