Ever wonder why there are no red-head jokes?

[GrayGhost99]

My wife is a red head.
She saw me laughing while reading this on my phone.
She read it.........
I am in serious but stable condition.
May get to go home by Christmas!!
The phone wasn't so lucky.

 

[g8rb8]

My wife is a red head.
She saw me laughing while reading this on my phone.
She read it.........
I am in serious but stable condition.
May get to go home by Christmas!!
The phone wasn't so lucky.

GrayGhost 99,
So far I'm luckier than you. I'm here today.
Last night I was rereading those redhead jokes posted by snubbyfan and my redheaded wife caught me laughing. I read a few of the redhead jokes to her and she seemed to be having a good laugh but upon reading, "What do redheads make for dinner? Reservations.", I think it struck a raw nerve and she chastised me, reminding me, "Don't forget. You've got to eat and you've got to sleep."
John
Eating out of boxes the next few days and sleeping light.

 

[LostintheOzone]

As a redhead and a Taurus this pretty well explains it. My temper does not have a short fuse but when it goes, look out! You won't know what hit you until its over and done.

Traditional traits of a Taurus woman include emotional strength, independence, loyalty, introversion, and a flair for the artistic. Taurus women are also genuine and tend to seek out the same quality in others. They don't become upset easily, but when they do, they have volatile tempers and the capacity for extreme stubbornness.

And yes, I am part Irish.

That's a pretty volatile combination there. I once knew a redhead that had an Irish ancestry and was a Leo. She was a grenade without a pin.

 

[pawngal]

That's a pretty volatile combination there. I once knew a redhead that had an Irish ancestry and was a Leo. She was a grenade without a pin.

All considered I am quite stable. I've only busted a beer bottle over guy's head once and that was many years ago.

 

[Kinman]

I was "bewitched" by a senior girl when I was an incoming sophomore. She was a copper haired beauty with emerald green eyes, I was speechless in her presence. Few other women have ever had that effect on me since, I suppose once bitten twice shy or something like that. A friend of mine once commented "Theres nothing cuter than a pretty redhead." I have to say that I tend to gravitate to the darker haired women but an exceptionally pretty red head is always going to be attractive.

 

[shouldazagged]

All considered I am quite stable. I've only busted a beer bottle over guy's head once and that was many years ago.

Only once? I must say I'm impressed!

 

[just jim]

As a redhead and a Taurus this pretty well explains it. My temper does not have a short fuse but when it goes, look out! You won't know what hit you until its over and done.

Traditional traits of a Taurus woman include emotional strength, independence, loyalty, introversion, and a flair for the artistic. Taurus women are also genuine and tend to seek out the same quality in others. They don't become upset easily, but when they do, they have volatile tempers and the capacity for extreme stubbornness.

And yes, I am part Irish.

Holy smokes I am an Aries and born in the year of the Dragon, we better never meet or WW I I I will start.

 

[just jim]

All considered I am quite stable. I've only busted a beer bottle over guy's head once and that was many years ago.

Eeerrrr full or empty bottle?

 

[Pete99004]

A friend of mine once commented "Theres nothing cuter than a pretty redhead."

I must agree with your friend!! Here's my Heather!



Pete

 

[pawngal]

Eeerrrr full or empty bottle?

Empty, I wasn't gonna waste my beer.

 

[hoc9sw]

I'm a redhead (long since gone gray). Everyone in the office will tell you that if you mess with me, it is either a career-limiting error (if I like you), or just career-ending (if I don't).

Even the security guys with .45 side arms stand clear at the factory.

I've carried the lawn-mowing guy to college and a high $$$ future, and sent a big business owner to 25 to life in prison (and a divorce) for screwing me out of $25k.

The good news (for the latter category) is that I am a stage 4 cancer guy, and don't have time to waste on their miserable excuse of an existence.

 

[skrazo]

Ol Snubby has been pretty quiet. I wonder if some of those redheads paid him a "visit"?

 

[billwill]

Pete99004
Now that is a good looking redhead. I bet she will fetch and love to snuggle up with you by a fire. Cannot say that about the 2 legged redheads.