Favorite Bumper Stickers Revisited

[Doug627]

I saw a new one: "Buckle Up. I makes it harder for aliens to suck you out of your car."

 

[mike from st pete]

BUY A GUN WITH YOUR TAX REFUND
Had it on my car for a few years. Since April 15th is coming I see it as good advise.

 

[6518John]

“HONK if you have never seen an
Uzi fired out a car window.”

 

[walkin jack]

Very old but still my favorite. Pretty well sums up my opinion of most bumper stickers.

i DON'T CARE WHAT YOU HEART, WHO'S ON BOARD OR WHAT YOU'D RATHER BE DOING.

 

[fiasconva]

I always liked the one I saw on an old beat-up pickup that said, "This IS my other car."

 

[7shooter]

If momma ain’t happy ain’t nobody happy.

 

[Murphy's Law]

When I was stationed up in Bremerton, WA the local Indians were fighting with the state about salmon fishing in that the Indians were using nets strung across the streams. When all this was going on, I saw the following bumper sticker:
" Gen Custer had it coming"
Sure got my attention.

 

[Lee Barner]

I posted this one a few years ago but still my favorite. seen on an old beater S-10 pick up: DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH-HE'S MARRIED. lee

 

[sheepdawg]

Missing your cat?
Look under my right front tire.

 

[steelslaver]

STUPID SHOULD HURT

 

[crazyphil]

Bumper sticker on my old 1982 Silverado: COWBOY CADILLAC

 

[Warren Sear]

DRIVER CARRIES LESS THAN $20 IN AMMUNITION.

Also:

FIGHT CRIME; SHOOT BACK

 

[Absalom]

I hope this doesn’t get me dinged for politics

The only sticker of that nature I’ve ever had on my truck or van, and one nobody has ever but smiled at, no matter what their respective persuasion might have been.

 

[Geronimo Jim]

Saw on an old VW bug a long time ago with hippy girl driving slow...

NO......You suck.

 

[ben_g1]

Wasn't a bumper sticker but lettered on the top of drivers door where window rolls down/

LET ME GUESS, DRIVERS LICENSE AND REGISTRATION PLEASE

 

[Rustyt1953]

Guess who?

 

[Rosco Shooter]

My all-time favorite

I'm so bad I vacation in Detroit.

 

[nachogrande]

2 favorites & 1 I can't post.

Driver has NO MONEY, he's married.
Can't feed em, DON'T BREED EM.

 

[HOUSTON RICK]

Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes to the bone.

 

[emptypockets]

On the back of an old beat up chevy van in the early seventies.

Don't Laugh Mister Your Daughter Might Be In Here