Favorite T-Shirt(s)

[DeadAye]

I have a couple:
A black T with a drawing of a Voodoo doll with pins stuck in it and in print -
"GIVE ME THAT OLD TIME RELIGION"
MANY stop and tell me that they really like it.
A few have come up to me and said "Your shirt disturbs me"

My old favorite had a drawing of a ewe wearing an apron and said
"IF SHEEP COULD COOK..."
My wife insists that the laundry must have lost it ---
We don't take our stuff to a laundry though

 

[labworm]

Usually Fruit Of The Loom or Hanes.

 

[dsbock]

My beloved occasionally wears one that says:

"If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will?"

Generally gets a good reaction. Along with:

"Come to the dark side. We have cookies!"

Nearly all of my t-shirts have my fire department's logo on them.

David

 

[DeathGrip]

I've shown it before. I get all kinds of reactions like "What's wrong with Kangaroos?

 

[don95sml]

My favorite is one that says "Shooting is my olympic sport." It's sponsored by the US Shooting team.

 

[mike from st pete]

Flyers wives fight for lives carnival t-shirt.
The Barry Ashby Clinic

 

[perrazi]

black t shirt with" if you don't like my attitude then quit talking to me" in large red letters.

 

[seagill]

Lately, I've been buying all of my t-shirts here.

Tees - Southwest Indian Foundation

 

[Strato]

I have several that I haven't worn in a while because I just can't wear a medium anymore Of them says "Oh I heard you I just don't care"

 

[Lee Barner]

i long ago wore out my favorite one: front: picture of a prarie dog with cross hairs on the head "this is your brain", back: picture of prarie dog's body with large red misty area above: "this is your brain on hollow points"

second favorite is one i bought for a female police officer i knew in bellevue, ne: PINK of course: "i've got PMS and a handgun, any question?"
lee

 

[BaldEagle1313]

Black tee that says "I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.

That and the one I wore when I took the girls shopping. It just says "NO."

 

[mtgianni]

Keep Tobacco Sacred
Native Ceremonial use Only Please

 

[wuluf]

This one, only because i bought it at a concert in 1972...

 

[Cyrano]

"Custer Wears Arrow Shirts".

 

[RightArm]

My favorite, and one of the very few I have with anything on it "MY OTHER SHIRT IS AT YOUR MOM'S"

 

[DCWilson]

I recall two that made me laugh out loud.

One had a portrait of Sitting Bull and a legend that read "Homeland Security: Protecting America since 1491"

The other got me just because I started professional life as a Latin teacher nearly 50 years ago: "Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes," which sort of means, "If you can read this, you are way overeducated." I saw this on a San Diego zoo visitor several years ago. The wearer, an owlish guy with an I'm-an-academic beard, probably distrusted my laugh of recognition and unsmilingly asked me if I knew the principal parts of the verb "scis." I told him what they were, and he wandered off without another word, or maybe mumbling something I couldn't hear -- and still without a smile. People.

Not sure I could remember the principal parts of too many Latin verbs today. I've turned that part of my brain over to handling serial number tables.

 

[johnsonl]

Dark green, with a picture of the Taco Bell chihuahua that says, "Yo Quiero Taco Bell". Drove the local "undocumented immigrants" insane in Northern Virginia.

 

[brucev]

I like to jog. For many years I had a plain white T-shirt with one word emblazoned in red letters across the front... "AMAZING!!!" It was given to me by my brother-in-law. I liked that shirt.

 

[A10]

My favorite ones are usually tight and short on shapely young women....

 

[captorquewrench]

I have one with a saxophone ensemble that says "Group Sax"

Guys canoeing, with caption that says "Paddle faster, I hear banjos"

My husband has these:
DADD
"Dads Against Daughters Dating"

Who are these people and why do they keep calling me "Dad?"

I'm the Dad. That's why.


ETA: I got a new sleep shirt last week that creeps out the kids, and the Mr. loves. It says:
"I only sleep with the THE BEST"
"THE BEST" is in hot pink glitter.