I don't have a picture, but I just bought one that says, "Defund the Media"!
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Virtually all my current T-shirts say Carhartt, because the Mrs. works there and gets a 50% discount! 
A previous girlfriend knew I was into deer hunting, so she had a custom T-shirt made up that said, “Bambi Must Die”. It was black with red gothic letters. I got a lot of evil glares when I wore it.
A previous girlfriend knew I was into deer hunting, so she had a custom T-shirt made up that said, “Bambi Must Die”. It was black with red gothic letters. I got a lot of evil glares when I wore it.
"My wife, yes. My dog, maybe. But NEVER my Harley!"
BearBio
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Since I did my thesis on bear behavior, I have a couple that say:
"What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger - Except for Bears - Bears Will Kill You"
One of my newest:
"Sloth Hiking Club. We will get there when we get there!"
And, always, a Grateful Dead "Steal Your Face" t-shirt.
I have lots since I retired, my "uniform of the day" is jeans or sweats, a ball cap and t-shirts (dress up is Hawaiian shirts and jeans or cargo pants).
"What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger - Except for Bears - Bears Will Kill You"
One of my newest:
"Sloth Hiking Club. We will get there when we get there!"
And, always, a Grateful Dead "Steal Your Face" t-shirt.
I have lots since I retired, my "uniform of the day" is jeans or sweats, a ball cap and t-shirts (dress up is Hawaiian shirts and jeans or cargo pants).
Like most of you I probably have way too many t-shirts. I seriously need to thin them out.
One of my favorites.
A close friend is a detective for Las Vegas Metro.
She sent me the link for a fund raiser.
This one is from when I worked with the Forest Service building and maintaining ATV trails.
A lot of good times and fun here too.
I just bought 4 of these from the museum here in the park.
They are very light weight and long sleeve. Perfect for riding ATVs.
Back in about 1976 a coupe of buddies and I went to Reno and while we there I bought a t-shirt that said "I choked Linda Lovelace" on it.
It was either a love or hate for a lot of people.
One of my favorites.
A close friend is a detective for Las Vegas Metro.
She sent me the link for a fund raiser.
This one is from when I worked with the Forest Service building and maintaining ATV trails.
A lot of good times and fun here too.
I just bought 4 of these from the museum here in the park.
They are very light weight and long sleeve. Perfect for riding ATVs.
Back in about 1976 a coupe of buddies and I went to Reno and while we there I bought a t-shirt that said "I choked Linda Lovelace" on it.
It was either a love or hate for a lot of people.
Mine is printed in yellow on a red background. Not exactly Navy, but it's still a good guide.
This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My rifle, without me, is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will … My rifle and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit…. My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my rifle clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will …. Before God, I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is America’s and there is no enemy, but peace.
This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. My rifle, without me, is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will … My rifle and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit…. My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my rifle clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will …. Before God, I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is America’s and there is no enemy, but peace.
Geronimo Jim
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Not a t shirt but a helmet sticker when I rode Harley's during the 1990's.
"I woke up this morning dazed, confuse and sticky"
"I woke up this morning dazed, confuse and sticky"
Mom doesn't wear T-shirts but she will sport one of these frequently:
Eltioloco
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If you ever owned a British motorcycle you would understand.
If you ever owned a British motorcycle you would understand.
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hoosierone
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Years ago I was working at a bank and my staff gave me a t-shirt that said: "Bankers do it with interest, penalty for early withdrawl"
Yeah, I wore it and wife was OK with it.
Yeah, I wore it and wife was OK with it.
LVSteve
Member
I have one from the Angel's Ladies brothel in Nye County, NV. I keep getting asked if the T-shirt was $200 and the girl was thrown in for free. I'm taking the Fifth....
Some of my favorites:
"Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup"
"Play the lottery: learn statistics"
"National Sarcasm Society: like we need your help".
"Just say no to assimilation" (Has the Borg symbol above)
"Check Six!" (From Nellis AFB, probably a collector's item)
There's another I'll have to photograph that references a bunch of recent sci-fi and fantasy movies and shows.
"Enjoy Coke" (Coke is in white
)
Some of my favorites:
"Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup"
"Play the lottery: learn statistics"
"National Sarcasm Society: like we need your help".
"Just say no to assimilation" (Has the Borg symbol above)
"Check Six!" (From Nellis AFB, probably a collector's item)
There's another I'll have to photograph that references a bunch of recent sci-fi and fantasy movies and shows.
"Enjoy Coke" (Coke is in white
)7shooter
Member
I was an RO at a USPSA match and a woman came to the line with a tee shirt that said “ I have PMS and a gun. Any questions ? “
I had no questions.
I had no questions.
I have used that as my signature line on other chat boards.
Tried to on eBay and got that ID banned.
One of Logan's:
Not mine, but one of the funniest T shirts I ever saw had the York peppermint patty logo, but instead of York it said Dork.
TennTony
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A former girlfriend gave me one that says People who think they know everything annoy those of us who do. She also gave me one that said Stud Muffin.
The first was accurate the second wasn't.
The first was accurate the second wasn't.
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Another favorite that a friend made for me a few years ago.
Clean scans for three years now. It should say "we" because I had a lot of help.
Yep there's a swear word there. If I violated the rules go ahead ding me and delete it.
I do love this one.
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