Some people don't/can't read as has been stated earlier.
Boating client gave us tickets for opening night at the Opera.
A Tux and Walther evening.
Had a really nice colorful embroidered hat made for him.
OPERA RULES on the front and H__L YEAH on the back band.
He was too embhassased to wear it after a roustabout yelled out....
OPRAH RULES?
I kept it and on a seatrial, with a retired Naval Officer a few years later, it blew off.
Mrs asked what sizes we'll be having Gun FUN T shirts made.
Large and X-Large, I replied.
What about Medium?
I replied, no medium but maybe an XX-Large with a maternity front.
Bewildered was her expression.
Gunners like Beer, said I.