T-shirts
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Rock, paper, Glock. I win
"I had a heart attack and all I got was three stents and this lousy T-shirt". My sister-in-law gave me this T-shirt for Christmas 2018....about three weeks after my heart attack. 
Alpo
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It's a Southern thang.
Y'all wouldn't understand.
Y'all wouldn't understand.
pmosley
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She says I don't listen, or something like that.......my wife hates when I wear it.
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Runs with Beer
chuckie
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I had one that read, "I'm a bomb technician, if you see me running try to keep up"
charlie sherrill
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"I Support Single Moms" with a picture of a pole dancer.
My favorite T-Shirt with something written on it was from long ago, back in the early 70's. I was working for a city transit system after I got out of the Army in '73. I was twenty-two years old and enjoyed the job, met quite a few young ladies and actually met my wife while driving. This one day I remember a young girl coming down the street on the opposite side towards me. From a block away I can see this girl has alot going for her, she jogs across the street and gets to the bus stop. I get set to pull over to pick her and someone else up. I can see she is tall, long dark hair to her waist and yeah she's got a great figure, long legs in shorts, probably hoping to pass for 16 or 17 but I'd bet she was only 15, pretty girl too. As I pull up and open the door I can read what is written on her tight white T-Shirt....HERE COMES TROUBLE. Man I started chuckling and gave her a warm "Good Afternoon", she gave me a wink, went back and sat down. Biggest heartbreaker in town and you know that was anything but false advertising.
Mine are generally concerning Auburn beating Alabama or Marine Corps themed.
I had one that said
Summer FUN!
...and SOME are FANTASTIC!
I also had a 3-color one I screen printed in HS art class (made my own 3 stencils) that had a cartoon picture of a red VW Baja Bug that said
Beatin' around the Bush! (like the AC-DC song - and a reference to off-roading)
Summer FUN!
...and SOME are FANTASTIC!
I also had a 3-color one I screen printed in HS art class (made my own 3 stencils) that had a cartoon picture of a red VW Baja Bug that said
Beatin' around the Bush! (like the AC-DC song - and a reference to off-roading)
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Chik a Boom
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steveno
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I visiting a friend of mine living in Memphis from the air force in West Germany. we were going to the different bars and one of them was called "The Library". the T-shirt they had for sale said "show me those xxxx". I don't have it any more but a girl friend liked it so she got it. she was definitely qualified to wear it.
Lonegle57
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Have one that is now sleeveless that says Body Piercing by Smith and Wesson, has a Smith 1911 on it. Smith asked the seller to change it. Latest says Guns dont kill people, Grandpa's with pretty grand daughters do.
pittpa
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Let's not forget socks
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mmb617
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I have one that says:
Big cats can be dangerous but a little ***** never hurt anyone.
Big cats can be dangerous but a little ***** never hurt anyone.
