Four words you don't want to hear.

[sheepdawg]

True story. I used to have a nice 71 Cutlass Supreme, had it since high school. One night I got home from work and my wife greets me with a bottle and says "you need to take a few drinks."

Backed her Nissan into it damaging both cars.

 

[lihpster]

True story. I used to have a nice 71 Cutlass Supreme, had it since high school. One night I got home from work and my wife greets me with a bottle and says "you need to take a few drinks."

Backed her Nissan into it damaging both cars.

My father and brother rebuilt a VW bug with all the trick parts on it. My brother rolled it early one morning, but managed to limp it home. My father said he knew it was something bad when my brother woke my parents with a fresh cup of coffee in each hand.

 

[pmanton]

Fire in the hole!

 

[fiasconva]

"My mom is here!"

 

[Imissedagain]

This boat ain't seaworthy.
You'll sink and drown.
Sharks will eat you.

Words to a landlubber DEA agent, on his first sting.
Will tell the story in the current Wooden Ship thread later.
Lawn work now.

 

[mtgianni]

"We need to talk".
"I have next Tuesday at 5:45 available" is not the answer you want to give.

 

[zeke]

pineapple on the pizza