I guess I'm late gettin here.
Cleveland
Guardians.......
I don't know if I like that word.
Sounds kinda militaristic...... Guarding against who? Am I perceived as a threat?
Makes me picture big, muscled bodies in lots of kevlar with fixed bayonets.
What if they don't
like me?
........
I feel intimidated.
I'll have to ponder this more.
I think the
Cleveland Warm & Fuzzies would have been a better choice.
Nobody would be offended by anything warm & fuzzy, would they?
They could wear fuzzy uniforms in a nice pastel chartreuse for home games to show support for The Green New Deal, and baby blue for road games.
Oh! Wait!
Baby blue is too close to
Infantry Blue, and the police identify with the color blue, so I feel intimidated again. Maybe a nice pastel earth tone for road games.
I also think they should quit keeping score. Imagine how downtrodden the
losers feel. Just give every team a trophy at season's end.
Y'all come on over and we'll build a campfire tonight and roast marshmallows and sing Kum ba yah till we have sore throats. Then, each person could stand in turn and say their name and we would give that person a group hug to reaffirm their worth.
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