Greatest Quotes of All Time

[Bekeart]

"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo aka Walt Kelly

 

[Donn]

"We few, we happy few, we band of brothers. For he today who sheds his blood with me shall be my brother. Be he ne'er so vile, this day shall gentle his condition. And gentlemen in England, now abed, shall think themselves accursed they were not here, and hold their manhood's cheap when any speaks who fought with us upon St. Crispin's Day!" Henry V, act 4, scene 3. Wm Shakespeare

 

[Rangerpat]

"The mercenaries will always beat the draftees,

but the volunteers will crush them both." - Chuck Noll

 

[islamoradamark]

Thats A fact Jack. [Bill Murray]

 

[jframe]

"Life's tough; it's tougher when you're stupid". John Wayne

 

[sheepdawg]

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Harpo Marx

 

[Triathloncoach]

You want it to be this way, but it's that way

-the Wire

 

[yaktamer]

And too many moonlight kisses,
Seem to cool in the warmth of the sun.

--Edward Heyman

 

[yaktamer]

"Do these jeans make my butt look fat?"

In reality, you can always safely and truthfully answer this question, "No."

Either, (1) her butt doesn't look fat, or (2) her butt looks fat because it is -- it ain't the jeans. Thus "no" is always an honest answer.

 

[okiegtrider]

"Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities."

Voltaire

 

[FPrice]

"Life is tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid."

Sgt Stryker

 

[zzzippper]

"That is illogical."

Spock

 

[TOM BECKWITH]

Shoot low men, they are riding Shetlands.

Women with a little extra weight generally live longer than the men who tell them.

Both copied - but I like.

 

[carpriver]

"I taught I taw a puddy cat". Tweety Bird.

 

[BLACKHAWKNJ]

"The problem with Socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money." Margaret Thatcher
"Pennies do not fall from Heaven, they have to be earned here on earth."
Margaret Thatcher
"Speed's fine but accuracy's final."

 

[parts]

"You can run, but you'll just die tired."

Unknown US sniper.

David

 

[BigCityChief]

We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.

Albert Einstein


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[nocents]

"you can't fix stupid.....not even with duct tape"----a member on the Sig forum

 

[shouldazagged]

"The optimist says the glass is half full.

"The pessimist says the glass is half empty.

"The engineer says the glass is twice as big as it needs to be."

--An unusually frank engineer,

 

[handejector]

"Gentlemen,

We've done a fair amount of cleanup in this thread and awarded several points for politics.

If you don't know the difference between quoting Bill and Hillary for the purposes of making a political swipe and the greatest quotes of all time, this thread is not for you."
--ChattanoogaPhil

Profound.