Homeland Security Video - Confront Shooter With Scissors

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Hey, it's part of Obama's effort to reduce gun violence. Apparently nothing calms down an active shooter better than a good haircut. Just sit them down and ask what they want, just a trim or a full cut and styling.
 
Well... At least I no longer need to carry my Department of Homeland Security Active Shooter Pocket Card. I'll just download this instruction video series on my iPhone. When confronted with an Active Shooter.... just press play.
 
Does WISS make evil BLACK SCISSORS?

If they do, the BLACK ones would NOT BE ALLOWED, or limited to a very short length. :rolleyes:
 
Beats nothing

Howdy,
I'm not much for DHS. I did not read or listen to what was said.
I don't think it is bad for them to promote ARMING yourself when under attack.
Could work in our favor.
If it came down between a pair of scissors or a cream pie I know what I'd pick.
Thanks
Mike
 
That video borders on the ridiculous. If I was anti-gun in the workplace before I would be reconsidering my position.

Turn off the lights and cower behind a piece of 1/2" particle board waiting to be a victim? Make a kamakazi run at an armed person with evil intent with a pair of scissors?
Someone please tell me that this isn't the best Ms. Napolitano and HLS could come up with as an instructional aid to office workers.

My question is; do you still flock with the other sheep even when you know you're headed to the slaughter house?
 
1,Even though I am trained to run with scissors, isn't that like bringing a knife to a gun fight?:D

2,Its rock,paper,scissors not rifle,paper,scissors.:rolleyes:

Dang! You beat me to it! So later on in the clip, I guess
if the scissors don't work...Jazz Hands!
 
I found the way to end......

Hey, we can end the ammo shortage within a month. Let Homeland Security cancel all of the ammo they have ordered AND BUY SCISSORS!!

Homeland Security is now 'well armed' & we get to buy ammo from the cancellation. A win-win situation, No?


Art
 
LOL, wow this is funny. Sad but funny. My Victorinox scissors are gonna help me fight off a nut with an AK? Did they legalize pot in DC or sumthin? They have got to be smoking sumthin. Heck I think I would have to take up self defense via karate or something to maybe at least have a chance to disarm the crazy guy.
 
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Rarely am I surprised by Washington, but wow...just wow!

Our tax dollars at work, well our tax dollars at "something" ?
 
The video did offer an alternative to a sissors attack. You can crawl under your desk and hide, and wait for help to arrive. Thank God for the DHS, always looking out for us citizens and doing such a good job of keeping our airports safe. I feel so much better, and safer.
 
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