How To Tell If You Are Young Or Old?
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I'm seventy-two plus ii 3/4 months. I found a new girl's band on the tube: the Rumours, (I want your love < I want your drugs>). I like them like I was 17. Wish I could post the clip.
Well, Heck. I remember. I must be old.
Actually, You don't need a test. When you get old. You will definitely know it.
Remember them, heck I used them.
My father lives in my bathroom mirror.
If I trip and fall...
...and hit the ground, I don't need anybody else to gauge whether I'm old or not.
(ouch)
If you trip and fall and everyone laughs you are young. If you trip and fall and everyone comes to you and says are you ok and helps you up you are old. Thats the truth.
...and hit the ground, I don't need anybody else to gauge whether I'm old or not.
(ouch)That "fall down" thing got me a couple weeks ago. I bought a left handed K frame holster off a member here ( love it by the way). So I put it on with a shirt over it with my model 15-3 one night to try out when I took my 16 month old Weimaraner puppy for a short walk. I had Angel on her leash and we took a quick walk around the front yard so if she needed to go I didn't have to clean it up till morning. She's very strong and a danged rabbit decided to jump out of the bushes. "Angel" took after it and I went right down on my left side, right on the stupid gun. Of course her leash was firmly around my wrist so she didn't go anywhere, but across the street the lady had people there to watch this. Half were laughing and a couple came out the door to make sure I was okay. Even Angel kinda laughed and pretended to care by slurping my face. So some laughed and some looked concerned, so I don't know what to think. Maybe I'm a 'tweener. But dang that left a mark! Oh, the revolver is fine!
I believe the only difference between the ages is the music they listen to.
If you trip and fall and everyone laughs you are young. If you trip and fall and everyone comes to you and says are you ok and helps you up you are old. Thats the truth.
I need to modify your saying above a bit for my case, and apparently a number of other folks on the TV.
If you trip and fall and everyone laughs you are young. If you trip and fall, and you can't get up, everyone comes to you and says are you ok and helps you up you are old.
Larry
I always wanted to touch the metal nipple on the tops of the ones that you had to put the little capped wire on, to see if it would actually shock you. But Dad always smacked my hand away.
I knew I was old when everywhere I went, I began getting an automatic senior discount.
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You know your'e old when looking for your favorite music CD and they tell you the oldies section is in the back.
Youre' old when you fall and decide to lay there for a while..mabye even take a nap..
Youre' old when you fall and decide to lay there for a while..mabye even take a nap..
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If you trip and fall and everyone laughs you are young. If you trip and fall and everyone comes to you and says are you ok and helps you up you are old. Thats the truth.
This literally happened to me about a month ago.
I even remarked that had I been 30, everyone would've laughed, but in my 50s, there was a lot of concern on the surrounding faces!
There's no mystery, you just know when you're old...
When I was young, I was taught to hold doors open for the ladies.
I still do it, but now some of them feel like they need to hold doors open for me!
I still love it when cute young women smile at me, but I'm not so thrilled when they follow it up with, "You remind me of my dad/grandpa!"
When I was young, I was taught to hold doors open for the ladies.
I still do it, but now some of them feel like they need to hold doors open for me!
I still love it when cute young women smile at me, but I'm not so thrilled when they follow it up with, "You remind me of my dad/grandpa!"
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I took my mother out grocery shopping and we stopped to get a coffee. While we were there a lady friend of Mom's came over and asked if I was her husband.
