Humorous story

[PALADIN85020]

A musical interlude.

The Staple Singers - I'll Take You There [Full Length Version] - YouTube

I see that you have Van Gogh's ear for music....

John

 

[S42N8]

We need staple gun control!!

Don’t forget to add the “staple violence” surtax, and the mandatory record-keeping of staple buyers.

 

[Kenna]

I was running wires at work. I asked the young guy I worked with, to get my staple gun.
It was one of the Black and Decker guns that kind of works opposite others. Instead of pushing with the heel of your palm, you push with the web of your thumb and forefinger.
Any, he goes to get the gun and a few we seconds later I hear “OWW”.
He picked it up like a regular staple gun, which is upside down on the B&D, put the face of stapler against his left palm, hit the trigger and, BAM, shot a 1/2” staple into his hand.

Hear I thought all guns had Safeties!

 

[joe44va]

Our 8th grade class had a reputation of being a bit rowdy, so we got a new teacher. He came into the class, introduced himself, and gave us some personal history. While talking he took off his suit jacket, then the tie, then the shirt. He then took a deep breath which shredded his tee shirt under which were an abundance of bulging muscles. Also a Marine Sergeant who survived Korea. The next day he brought in his friend the Undertaker with his pet snakes, big ones as I recall.
Calmed us right down and he was one of the best teachers I ever had.

 

[Rustyt1953]

I've known a lot of men that were tougher than kangaroo hide that never wore a uniform.