I ain't skeerd!!!

I didn't mention my greatest fear, even greater than mimes, and people that like mimes, because this thread hadn't yet turned political. But now that you have brought it up I have to agree. Nothing is scarrier than the direction this socialist community agitator is taking our country!:mad:

That is something to be skeerd of!

BTW I hate mimes,not skeerd just don't like 'em.
 
Dad-burn it...
How did my thread turn political? Sheesh!

I will say that I am a tad scared of drowning.
I've nearly drowned on one occasion. It is amazing when you are teenager that you will "overestimate" your abilities.

I was no different. :(
Thank God I had a good friend nearby.
 
Wild Bill Hickock taught my grandfather to always sit with your back to a wall where you can watch the door(s). My grandfather taught me to do the same, and to always shake your boots out before you put them on (scorpions, you know). Unfortunately, Hickock didn't follow his own seating advice once, and most of you know the result. I took both admonitions to heart and observe those protocols even today.
 
OK, no laughing and I don't want to resurect a post from the past, but...........Bigfoot, movies of Bigfoot, stories of Bigfoot, "pictures" of Bigfoot totally creep me out. Can't stand it. The whole idea makes me really freaked out:eek:
 
I don't fear clowns I just think they are unfunny and silly. I do fear mimes though. I fear one may come on the TV and I can't find the damn remote. :eek:

You shouldn't ever shoot one, because a mime is a terrible thing to waste.
 
I have a few of a large cockroach crawling into my open, half-full beer can when I'm not looking.
 
Fear of having an empty gun at a shootout - or shooting my gun empty and not hitting anything.

Also fear of wearing a ring. As a teenager, I worked around farm machinery and in a cotton gin and it scares me to think of catching a ring on some fast moving machine. I knew too many old men with missing fingers.
 
I'm DEATHLY afraid of PMS........

At our house, every twenty-eight days or so, some poor telemarketer's life changes forever.....:eek:
 
When they come on TV, do what I do, just hit the mute button.


I mute most commercials, polititions, and the TV Guide channel. I always mute the TV when my football team is behind. It's bad enough to see it. Hearing it makes it worse.
 
corncobaphobia... I have an overwhelming fear of running out of TP at the house. :eek:
 
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