I ain't skeerd!!!

I'm the same way with entries. Also, when I enter a public bathroom or the like I tend to do a visual sweep including checking reflections for anything behind the door as I open it.
No abnormal fears aside from an occasional panic attack focused around life achievements.
 
I don't like dentists much (wouldn't say fear of)
Having someone grab my neck (like from the front) will get you hurt
The rest are just the normal ones I suppose.
 
afraid of heights in a strange way. 1000 feet up no problem, but if stand on top of the desk i'll start to get a bit silly. and my one true fear is of father-in-laws. i think this started back in the high school dating ritual.
 
I don't know if it has a clinical name......but fear of the mother in law. Once in a while of the wife, but that's when the Visa bill comes in and I forgot to tell her of my latest "deal" I found.
 
I am deathly afraid of guns, particularly revolvers.
Gun forums kinda scare me, too. :eek:
 
I think about 2/3 of the people on this forum would add Glocks to their list of irrational fears if they were being honest.:rolleyes:
 
MR .44 Spl said:
I think about 2/3 of the people on this forum would add Glocks to their list of irrational fears if they were being honest.:rolleyes:
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Well...I can't quite see it in that light...

More like turning down an ugly girl for a date because I'd be too embarrassed to be seen with her at a bar-que. :p

I forgot that I am scared of pigs with lipstick. :D
 
I fear the old lady when she's on the war path!!!!!!!!!!
 
If clowns are supposed to be funny, why must they paint a smile on their faces? I'm not a big fan of them either...
Heights don't bother me, it's the thought of falling and knowing there is a very sudden stop coming.
 
Robots. Too much 50s sci fi as a kid I guess.

And not just the mechanical kind either. The liberal political automatons are really scary.
 
I'm not a shrink, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Maybe the clown thing has something to do with Pogo the Clown... better known as John Wayne Gacy?

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I am another with Hickock syndrome. I don't sit with my back to any door when I'm in public.

My wife knows this and automatically sits so as to allow me to keep my back to the wall.

She says it ain't fair. She's got a gun and can cover me, but it just ain't the same.
 
Running out of beer, a chocolate shortage, no viniger at the fish 'n chip place, the "health police" outlawing real butter, something killing all the mold spores that create blue cheese, looking in the freezer and finding out my wife has eaten the LAST Eskimo pie at 2AM.

My life is filled with fears.
 
therevjay said:
Running out of beer, a chocolate shortage, no viniger at the fish 'n chip place, the "health police" outlawing real butter, something killing all the mold spores that create blue cheese, looking in the freezer and finding out my wife has eaten the LAST Eskimo pie at 2AM.

My life is filled with fears.
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These are not the "fears" postulated in the OP, which are inherently irrational --- you've only described legitimate "concerns" shared by many of us who are perfectly lucid and rational, and who, like you, are genuinely apprehensive about shortages of necessities, the welfare of blue cheese mold spores (life, as we know it, would just not be the same without blue cheese, as many of us surely agree...), and these "health police" of whom you speak who would ban butter (and you know the rotten SOBs would, given any chance...) and who must be resisted at any cost. Also, if I were you, I'd keep an eye on that wife of yours --- sneaking the last Eskimo Pie (if she actually did it, or were to do it...) would be an indicator of egregious moral turpitude, and may lead to other troubles.

I'm pullin' for ya. We're all in this together....
 
Andy Griffith said:
I really do have one thing that does bother me...

And that is of being cut with a knife.
Sure, I use knives every day- but pull one on me and see what happens. :mad:

Only had it happen twice.
Once by a hoodlum, and once by a girl I courted.
She wanted to cut me and see me bleed. I took her home promptly and didn't ask her out again.
That was the first time I learned about "cutting," and that was decades before I saw it on the news.
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I gots to know, what happened to the hoodlum?
 
oldfella said:
I just can't stand it to see a young, beautiful chick looking at me, winking at me and flirting with me... I just can't stand it!... I just have to grab her and hold her in my arms and give her a long juicy kiss - please, some one wake me up before a have a wet one! :p

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I understand, oldfella. I'm an old fella, too. We can dream, can't we?
 
I am scared of fat nurses.

Due to the nature of my career path, I have spent a lot of time in hospitals. I figure if a nurse cannot take care of her own body, how the hell is she going to take care of mine.

One thing, that is not too irrational, at least to me: Whenever I cross a small bridge while working overseas, I crack the doors on the vehicle and have my hands on the quick release tabs on my body armor. Going into the drink while wearing a heavy assed vest scares the crap out of me.
 
I don't fear clowns I just think they are unfunny and silly. I do fear mimes though. I fear one may come on the TV and I can't find the damn remote. :eek:
 
Smitty500Mag said:
I guess this guy over hauling our health care system is the scariest thing I can think of.

Smitty
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I didn't mention my greatest fear, even greater than mimes, and people that like mimes, because this thread hadn't yet turned political. But now that you have brought it up I have to agree. Nothing is scarrier than the direction this socialist community agitator is taking our country!:mad:
 
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