I had to share this 'home defense' story...

[venomballistics]

You guys are so hard-hearted. I'm sure his mother could tell us what a great guy he is. She may even have his 8th grade graduation picture.

That may be .. but it'll take a month before she can recognize him again

Mashed that face RIGHT up

 

[sandmansans]

That may be .. but it'll take a month before she can recognize him again

Mashed that face RIGHT up

Speaking of which, I think I found Ms. Mom!

Perhaps that wasn't all from the beating...they both share the same features.

 

[rwsmith]

That's the cat women.....

Speaking of which, I think I found Ms. Mom!

Perhaps that wasn't all from the beating...they both share the same features.

She said she got all this surgery so she could look like a cat and says that her husband loves it.

 

[bgrafsr]

I wonder if the .45 caused those bruises.

 

[bgrafsr]

She said she got all this surgery so she could look like a cat and says that her husband loves it.

I understand her husband is blind in one eye and can't see out of the other one.

 

[Jack Flash]

I wonder if the .45 caused those bruises.

I was wondering that myself. If he wrestled it away from the bad boy, then the man would have the .45 in his hand unless he threw it down (unlikely). The man then elected to use the tools at hand to win the fight.

 

[the ringo kid]

You suppose he was askin' if anyone got the license plate number of that bus?

Bus? More like train.

 

[kozmic]

She said she got all this surgery so she could look like a cat and says that her husband loves it.

She shoulda been more specific as to which end of the cat!

 

[rwsmith]

He probably...

I was wondering that myself. If he wrestled it away from the bad boy, then the man would have the .45 in his hand unless he threw it down (unlikely). The man then elected to use the tools at hand to win the fight.

He probably dropped it when the guy hit him and it slid under the lawn mower like my tool just did. Without a gun in the picture the odds were better than even on the homeowner.

Anyway the perp lost his street creds big time.

 

[Bugkiller99]

You guys are so hard-hearted. I'm sure his mother could tell us what a great guy he is. She may even have his 8th grade graduation picture.

I don't know about his 8th grade graduation picture, but I think this is the picture when he got his PhD from the School of Hard Knocks.

 

[Jack Flash]

I don't know about his 8th grade graduation picture, but I think this is the picture when he got his PhD from the School of Hard Knocks.

I wonder if he actually learned anything. Anyone want to take bets that he will live to see his 30th birthday?