If guns could talk what would yours say

[bedwards]

Damn, you used to be a lot better.

 

[Jeep 1]

“Make my day”……….What else could a Model 29–2 say?

 

[murphydog]

Here's one of mine, a west Texas ranch rifle...I apologize for the rough finish, as you can see this one doesn't live in a safe..It works for a living

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Rifle? Am I missing something?

 

[murphydog]

“Bang!”

 

[BC38]

Too many of mine would be whining
"Why don't you take me out to play more often!?!"

 

[Bald1]

OP I agree with Murph. Rifle?
That aside, all the guns I inherited from my dad probably roll their eyes and say you’re not worthy EVERYTIME I shoot them. Especially at the trap range with dads model 12.

 

[6string]

Mine would say, “I love you! Thank you for taking me home.”
….especially for the Hämmerli restoration rescue project shown in the last three photos.

At least, that’s what I hope they’d say!

PS: to the OP AudieMurphy, that is one COOL model 57! When I saw the thumbnails, I thought, “that’s gotta be some pre-war Hand Ejector”. What a surprise!

 

[ameridaddy]

Some say "crack", some say "boom" and the cool ones say "boom shakalaka."

 

[rosewood]

Can you leave the door open? It is dark in here.

 

[M29since14]

Mine would say "really that's the best you can do with me,you suck."

Mine likely are slightly more polite. I expect they might gently complain about being restrained by an incompetent.

 

[Xfuzz]

Old HPD Coppers 44 special issued around 1931-32.
Packed alot shot little.

 

[heeter3]

Don't be dumb and try to sell or trade me you will regret it.

 

[Shotguncoach]

I’ve had a short fiction story rattling around in my head for a while about what happens inside the safe when a new gun arrives. The shotguns are stuck-up and won’t talk to anyone else, the plastic guns are the mean girls, the bottom of the safe is the bad part of town, the rimfires get treated like little kids…….with a lot of “Grumpy Old Men” dialogue between most of them. Someday I’ll take the time to write it out.

 

[Bloodhound]

"Leave the d**n Colt and Glocks at home and take us to the range!"

 

[SWFan27]

We are lonely. Buy us more friends.

 

[rays44]

I'm your huckleberry.
Skin that smokewagon.

 

[eb07]

Shoot me. Don't lock me in the safe as a collectors piece.



Ok!!!

 

[AudieMurphy]

throw down boy...or you just gonna stand there and bleed!

 

[dsk]

I'm sure none of my commercial weapons have had an exciting life, since they're all high condition. But I have 11 firearms that were issued during the two world wars, both American and German, and I have to wonder if any of them ever fired a shot in anger. It's probably best that I DON'T know.

 

[Telecaster]

Mine usually say, “Dude, you suck!”