If you could be any fictional Western character ...

[jeff85]

Rooster Cogburn

 

[mc5aw]

My second choice would be Colonel Douglas Mortimer. Same MO as Shane ...

 

[the ringo kid]

Any of these will do:

And finally:

 

[meaneyedcatz]

Josie Wales

Lt John Dunbar / dancing w/wolves

Charlie Waite / open range

any John Wayne character that doesn't get it.

 

[Evil Dog]

Lee VanCleef.... "Angel Eyes"

 

[Faulkner]

Monte Walsh

 

[Thuer]

I love this movie.

 

[A10]

I'm your huckleberry....

 

[meaneyedcatz]

Buffalo Billious

Wild Bill Hickup

Just Plain Bill

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[the ringo kid]

Monte Walsh

Not sure which you meant but figure it was Lee Marvin, but also include Tom Selleck too:

 

[Trooperdan]

Augustus McCrae from lonesome dove or just about any John Wayne character. Kinda surprised I only saw one "Blazing Saddles" character, Mongo!

 

[THE PILGRIM]

Burt Lancaster's "Bill Dolworth" from The Professionals. Because most of his action was with women, he got to hang out with Lee Marvin which would be pretty cool, and he blew stuff up. He didn't seem to like shootouts, but was a great shot. Oh. And he got to see Claudia Cardinale topless.

A buddy of mine hung out with Lee Marvin one night in San Francisco.
They had trouble finding a bar that would serve them. Finally one bar manager said, one drink, then you are out of here!
Lee and his friends had apparently previously caused considerable collateral damage.

 

[rwsmith]

I'm the guy....

I'm the guy that stands at the end of the bar and moves away when gunplay is eminent.

 

[feralmerril]

I get to hold the horses.

 

[zzzippper]

Yosemite Sam

 

[nicky4968]

Roadrunner.

 

[Seldom]

Too many good choices!

First choice is Captain Jim McKay from the film The Big Country. He's everything I wish I could have been.

Lin McLean from Owen Wister's The Virginian and Lin McLean is the second choice. He has a great sense of humor, never gets hurt and gets the pretty girl in the end.

My favorite all time fictional Western character is Cat Brules from Harry Combs' Brules and The Scout. He gets too banged up though. BTW, If you haven't read these incredible books, run, don't walk to the book store and get them. Amazon sells them too.

Paladin would be another consideration but do you have any idea how hot you'd getting spending the day out in the harsh Western sun in a black hat and all black outfit? Besides, he only carried one revolver and no rifle. That would have to change.

R. J. Poteet from Centenial is another good one.

 

[Smoke]

Who would you be?

I wouldn't mind being Shane. Great shot, nice threads.

In the book Shane was well dressed and unarmed when he rode up the valley. He wore a black Broadcloth suit and a brown silk shirt when he rode in and bought the farm clothes after he was hired. and he was a lot more menacing that Alan Ladd's portrayal (More like Val Kilmer's Doc holliday)

In the book Shane's gun is described

There it was the most beautiful looking weapon I ever saw. Beautiful and deadly looking... I knew enough to know that the gun was a single action Colt, the same model as the Regular Army issue...

This was the same model. But this was no Army gun. It was black , almost blue black, with the darkness not in any enamel but in the metal itself.

The grip was clear on the outer curve , shaped to the fingers on the inner curve.and two ivory plates were set into it with exquisite skill, one on each side.... It was clean and polished and oiled...I was surprised to see that the front sight was gone, the barrel smooth right down to the end, and that the hammer had been filed to a sharp point

SHANE Copyright 1949 By Jack Schaefer Houghton Mifflin Company Boston MA.

 

[Smoke]

Just about any Louis Lamour character, they all end up rich and get the girl with out even trying.

Also given the Laura Ingalls what actually pretty hot I wouldn't have minded being Almanzo Wilder

 

[walkin jack]

I'll say Hoppy cause no one else has. Actually though Gus from Lonesome Dove would be ideal. He and I think pretty much alike about most things. It would be extra cool if my BIL could be Woodrow. He's just as up tight and I would have a lot of fun pullin' his chain,