If you ever want to stump a doctor, ask them this question

[Xfuzz]

Come on Bell....don't "Pick" on him.

Undoubtedly the stupidest subject ever fielded on this forum. Nice job, you win the prize if you had to ask a Doctor, hope your medical insurance covered that one. Probably cost $150 or more for stupid snot question specialist consultation. Geez.........come on! But it is pretty damn funny, snot jokes....well it has been a long and snowy winter. Don't blame me.

Cheers;
Lefty

 

[rwsmith]

I have terminal boogers.....

Nasal steroids, guaifenesin, Zyrtec, lots of water and lots of Kleenex.

 

[Hillbilly77]

Come on Bell....don't "Pick" on him.

That snot funny.

 

[mc5aw]

Lefty nose best.

 

[S&WIowegan]

When you go to kiss your girl friend,
and her nose is runny,
you may think it's funny,
but it'SNOT!

This fits in with Caje's daffynition.

I agree a booger is dried nasal mucous.

 

[Krell1]

Now that we kind of know what a booger is, is ear wax flammable? Can you use enough of it to burn like a candle for light?

 

[islamoradamark]

bugger and the term dingelberry that i read here earlier can be found in some strange places

 

[snubbyfan]

Biz Markie - Pickin Boogers - YouTube

 

[mc5aw]

I'm still perplexed by noses running and feet smelling ...

 

[hd28cw]

The correct term is a colloquial phrase "Dried Nasal Mucus" the generic slang name is "Boogers"

 

[the ringo kid]

We have had some pretty strange threads on here lately, and several of 'em are mine.
I'm just sittin' here having deep thoughts, as I try to wake up. So here's todays Strange Thread.

I always accompany Missus P&R Fan to her doctor visits and usually went for the kids too. One time I had a rather bizarre thought. (I know, you're shocked). Musta been cold season or something. I asked the doctor what the official medical term is for "Boogers". He had no idea. I have asked several since. They don't know!
If you're a med student and the test question is about boogers, I guess you have to call them that.
Anyway, ask your doc. I'll bet they don't know, or else they'll just make somethin' up.

I hope the use of the term "Boogers" will not run me afoul of Forum rules or some Government regulations. It got Dr. Johnny Fever in trouble on the radio.
Jim

Would you happen to be: Herb Tarlek?

 

[don5]

Whatever you guys do- do not let this thread drift!!!

 

[Jessie]

And to think someone actually was wondering a while ago " where are all the women on this forum?"
Does this answer that question?

 

[Ogandydancer]

I'm with Iggy on this: way to many people with too much time on their hands. It was however funny, laughed almost all the way thru.

 

[shipwreck2]

You picked a good question there.

 

[P&R Fan]

Lee and the Mods have to be tearing their hair out wondering how in Hades they lost control.

I was at least expecting a ding from the Big Gorilla.

On WKRP in Cincinnati Dr. Johnny Fever got fired from his previous radio station for saying booger on the air.
I worked in radio about 25 years ago, and I said it all the time.
'Course I'm just a rebel.
Jim

 

[semperfi71]

The drunk was sitting at the bar and in between sips he was rolling something between his thumb and forefinger.

An attorney sat next to him and asked, "What are you rolling between your fingers?"

The drunk said, "I don't know. It feels like rubber but its more squishy."

The attorney said, "Really. May I take a look at it."

The drunk said, "Sure." And handed it over to the attorney.

The attorney rolled it between his thumb and forefinger and said, "You're right. It feels rubbery but a bit squishy. Where'd you find this?"

The drunk said, "In my nose."

 

[handejector]

I'm assuming you guys are typin with one finger.......

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

Know why gorillas have big nostrils?

Big fingers.

 

[GaryS]

Is that a rose I see in your nose?

No, it's not.

 

[loknload]

I ask my Proctologist once how he considered the rectum as a hole, he told me he had to think about it since it was a pretty deep subject!
Tooo much time here and severe cabin fever!

Just remember,,,You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends nose!

 

[GaryS]

Rectum?

Darn near killed him!

Too much time sitting in a hotel waiting for United to decide it's time to fly me where I really want to be. Or maybe not.

I ask my Proctologist once how he considered the rectum as a hole, he told me he had to think about it since it was a pretty deep subject!
Tooo much time here and severe cabin fever!

Just remember,,,You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friends nose!

 

[Hillbilly77]

I'm assuming you guys are typin with one finger.......

I only can type with one finger, regardless of boogers.

 

[the ringo kid]

I was at least expecting a ding from the Big Gorilla.

On WKRP in Cincinnati Dr. Johnny Fever got fired from his previous radio station for saying booger on the air.
I worked in radio about 25 years ago, and I said it all the time.
'Course I'm just a rebel.
Jim

A Reb from Iowa? A bit out of place?

 

[P&R Fan]

This is one nice thing about bein' a guy. We can go on and on about boogers.
Women just don't understand this stuff.

Maybe my next thread will be about flatulence.

Every Valentines day Missus Fan gets a card from me with a poem I wrote. This years was a romantic one, and I mentioned flatulence.

I am such a romantic.
Jim

 

[PALADIN85020]

I believe the correct technical term is nose nugget.

John

 

[mick1213]

Knowledge is power, and should this question arise in a legal situation, would this be as the law defines?

Actually snot is liquid booger precursor-when it is exposed to air and dust from the ordinary act of breathing, it begins the transformation to booger. It is not technically a booger until mined or otherwise separated from the nasal cavity. A "booger" seen in ones nose on the cusp of expulsion is still snot until expelled at which time it can correctly be referred to as a booger. Boogers are only expelled/mined from the nose. Snot that comes from the mouth is a lugi (or a HORRK!!.
Thus endeth the lesson.

 

[jdlii]

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but, you can't pick your friend's nose!

 

[KTP]

ewwwwwwwwwww

And to think someone actually was wondering a while ago " where are all the women on this forum?"
Does this answer that question?

This discussion is undoubtedly the best appetite suppressor I have ever experienced. Can I hear a "well bless your heart"

 

[Raider]

The drunk was sitting at the bar and in between sips he was rolling something between his thumb and forefinger.

An attorney sat next to him and asked, "What are you rolling between your fingers?"

The drunk said, "I don't know. It feels like rubber but its more squishy."

The attorney said, "Really. May I take a look at it."

The drunk said, "Sure." And handed it over to the attorney.

The attorney rolled it between his thumb and forefinger and said, "You're right. It feels rubbery but a bit squishy. Where'd you find this?"

The drunk said, "In my nose."

The drunk should have repllied, "I picked this one up outside of the Law Library".

Charlie