I'm not allowed to walk on a just mopped floor either

[Jinglebob]

A police officer returned to his squad car and calls the station.

“I have an interesting case here,” he says. “A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.”

“Have you arrested her?” asks the sergeant.

“No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.”

 

[swsig]

That sounds like Mom. She was a very sweet, even-tempered woman, unless we (Dad, Sis, and me) stepped on her freshly mopped floor. Even today (60 years later), I still tiptoe around the wet areas when my wife mops the floor.

 

[cherrypointmarine]

I'm the one that does the moping in our house . Medically retired in 1999 and I refused to sit around and get fat . I can tell you this , and my wife can attest to it , it pi**** me off to no end when someone , or dog , walks on my wet floor . I take it as a total lack of respect for what I just did . I'm sure most of you know what my dogs mean to me , so for me to get mad at them , it's got to be serious . I've got a lot of respect for housewives now-a-days .

 

[Rustyt1953]

The high water mark for mopping music:

[ame]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi6KKoshmi4[/ame]

 

[joe44va]

Almost stepped in the really deep do do two days ago. The dog barked and saved my life.

 

[Rustyt1953]

If you really want to light her fuse tell her she's blocking the tv.

 

[DeathGrip]

If you really want to light her fuse tell her she's blocking the tv.

What kinda a window are ya? A pain?

 

[Babysitr]

you guys are lucky! I catch it for walking on the carpet right after a vacuum job also....

 

[kamloops67]

My dog doesn't mind if i walk through the windrows of his shed hair and i dont mind if he tracks mud through the dog door
That stuff can get tidied up on the weekend ... If we arent out chasing sticks at the creek all day
Being single really sucks , i just can't remember why right now lol

 

[Clarke Hammer]

I'm the one that does the moping in our house . Medically retired in 1999 and I refused to sit around and get fat . I can tell you this , and my wife can attest to it , it pi**** me off to no end when someone , or dog , walks on my wet floor . I take it as a total lack of respect for what I just did . I'm sure most of you know what my dogs mean to me , so for me to get mad at them , it's got to be serious . I've got a lot of respect for housewives now-a-days .

Amen, brother! I have floor duty in my house, and I can empathize. Likewise, I have kitchen clean-up duty after dinner and a sure way to get me fired up is for someone to dirty a dish and leave it on the counter RIGHT AFTER I've just spent a half-hour cleaning up the kitchen.

 

[BigBill]

When the misses is cleaning the kitchen every night I retire to another room. That’s sweeping and mopping. When she vaccumnes nothing is safe. She wore out some pricy vaccumnes already too. The one that’s lasted and picks up most of the pet hair is the shark.

 

[Daniel Howe]

I'm alone now so I can walk on wet floors and leave the seat up. Being single again does have a couple advantages.