I'm So Old

[SW MP15]

Take a tape measure and lay it open on a table. roll it out too '100' and lock it.

Put your finger on your age and look to 100. You probably won't make that. Then, look back to 'one'.

Look at all the time you wasted between one and your age and how LITTLE time you have between your age and 100... and realize THE TIME YOU HAVE LEFT ISN'T MUCH SO MAKE THE BEST OF EVERY DAY YOU HAVE....

Thats what I live by.

I'm so old, I understand this post.

 

[TTSH]

I'm so old, I remember when Madonna didn't look like Richard Widmark.

LOL!!!

I had to clean the coffee off my computer screen after that one!

 

[joeintexas]

I'm so old, a lady at the grocery store told me it looked like my face had wore out Two bodies!

 

[Jessie]

I'm old but I'm regular. Every morning at 7:30 I pee. Then at 8:00 I poop.
Then at 8:30, I get out of bed....

 

[sheepdawg]

I'm so old I'm flirting with 65 year old women.

 

[Jessie]

I'm so old I'm flirting with 65 year old women.

Cradle robber!!

 

[Salty RI]

You know your old when your sex life is like shooting pool with a rope!

 

[snubbyfan]

I remember when they usta sell handguns at Woolco.

 

[Big Cholla]

I'm so old I would still like to buy a Packard! .........

 

[Big Cholla]

M1 Garands

I remember when they usta sell handguns at Woolco.

Snubbie; You sparked a memory from way back. One day I went to Woolworth's in Las Vegas for some 22 LR ammo. They were just finishing putting out 20 to 30 surplus M1s. They were all still in preservative and were fairly well beat-up. They wanted $99 per each. I wondered who in the world would be stupid enough to pay that kind of money for an old beat-up Army rifle. ...................

 

[jinx]

I'm so old that I remember riding my bicycle around town and gathering pop bottles to get the deposit in order to buy a box of .22 shells at 49 cents for a box of 50 rounds.

 

[Bajadoc]

At my age, flowers scare me.

 

[SW MP15]

I'm so old, I can remember going a whole day and NOT texting anyone.

I'm so old, our smart phone had a rotary dial and hung on the wall.

I'm so old, my first pet was a T Rex.

I'm so old, I can remember buying 22 ammo at Walmart.

 

[Harley Fan]

I'm so old, I remember when Madonna didn't look like Richard Widmark.

OMG! I spit a Diet Pepsi snot rocket when I read this'n!!

 

[jscheck]

I'm so old I wrote my first traffic ticket on a stone tablet with a chisel!

 

[robvious]

I am so old I remember black and white console televisions and a child's job was to get up and change the channel at your father's request... to one of the four choices...

 

[wundudnee]

One thing about growing old, it doesn't last long.

 

[rog8732]

Over the hill ??? what hill ? I didn't see no hill !

 

[CQB27]

I'm so old, I don't buy green bananas.

I'm so old that I remember when you only had one phone in the house, and when it rang nobody wanted to answer it.

I'm so old that I remember when you dropped a 22 shell in the dirt while loading your rifle, you just left it there.

 

[BLACKHAWKNJ]

I'm so old, I remember when Adult Entertainment meant kids shouldn't see it-because they wouldn't get it.