I'm So Old

[jinx]

I'm so old that I remember riding my bicycle around town and gathering pop bottles to get the deposit in order to buy a box of .22 shells at 49 cents for a box of 50 rounds.

 

[Bajadoc]

At my age, flowers scare me.

 

[SW MP15]

I'm so old, I can remember going a whole day and NOT texting anyone.

I'm so old, our smart phone had a rotary dial and hung on the wall.

I'm so old, my first pet was a T Rex.

I'm so old, I can remember buying 22 ammo at Walmart.

 

[Harley Fan]

I'm so old, I remember when Madonna didn't look like Richard Widmark.

OMG! I spit a Diet Pepsi snot rocket when I read this'n!!

 

[jscheck]

I'm so old I wrote my first traffic ticket on a stone tablet with a chisel!

 

[robvious]

I am so old I remember black and white console televisions and a child's job was to get up and change the channel at your father's request... to one of the four choices...

 

[wundudnee]

One thing about growing old, it doesn't last long.

 

[rog8732]

Over the hill ??? what hill ? I didn't see no hill !

 

[CQB27]

I'm so old, I don't buy green bananas.

I'm so old that I remember when you only had one phone in the house, and when it rang nobody wanted to answer it.

I'm so old that I remember when you dropped a 22 shell in the dirt while loading your rifle, you just left it there.

 

[BLACKHAWKNJ]

I'm so old, I remember when Adult Entertainment meant kids shouldn't see it-because they wouldn't get it.

 

[cmort666]

I am so old I remember black and white console televisions and a child's job was to get up and change the channel at your father's request... to one of the four choices...

I'm so old, I remember a TV with a round, green screen.

I'm so old, I remember (and still have it) receiving a punched card during in-processing at ROTC Advanced Camp at Ft. Riley, Kansas.

I'm so old, I remember when Abercrombie & Fitch sold guns.

 

[Mydogmax]

I'm so old, I was born back when the Dead Sea was just sick.

 

[Oldiron]

I'm so old, I didn't get dirty for the first couple of years of my life. There was no dirt.

I'm so old, there were no Walmarts or Kmarts

I'm so old, fast food was a rabbit

I'm so old, but my mind is still sharp. I don't know of a thing I have forgot.

Larry

 

[rwsmith]

Boy.....

I'm so old that when I pass gas dust comes out.


Regards,

Dave

Boy are you lucky...

 

[rwsmith]

Like maybe.....

It's not kids though (they don't seem to have the drive to do that), rather sit and play with electronic toys...

It's older folks on hard times scraping up money for whatever...

Like getting something to eat before the SS check comes?

 

[islandguy]

I'm so old, I remember when Madonna didn't look like Richard Widmark.

Heck, I'm so old I actually know who Richard Widmark was!

 

[islandguy]

I'm so old, our smart phone had a rotary dial and hung on the wall.
I'm so old, I can remember buying 22 ammo at Walmart.

I'm older than you for sure. I can remember when our first telephone had no dial, and I can remember buying 22 ammo (and CIL dynamite in 50LB boxes) at the local hardware store. Oh yeah, we also carried our 22's to school and kept them (and ammo) in our lockers so's we could hunt on the way home.

 

[Tom S.]

I'm so old, I take Viagra to keep from peeing on my shoes.

I'm so old, I take Viagra to keep from rolling out of bed.

I'm so old, I never pass a bathroom or trust a fart.

I'm so old, when I go to a funeral, I wonder if it's worth the time to go home.

I'm so old, when I die, they'll have to cut me in half and count the rings to see how old I was.

 

[OLDSTER]

I'm so old , we used slide rules in engineering school

 

[BigBoy99]

I'm so old that when I used my slide rule at work to crunch some numbers, one of the newly hired engineers came over and said, that was the first time he had seen a slide rule and had never seen anyone using one to solve problems!

 

[wbraswell]

I'm old enough to remember when Rock'n Roll WAS the alternative.
I remember MS-DOS.
I'm so old I remember....uh,.....mmm.....dang, I can't remember spit!

 

[snubbyfan]

I'm so old, that when I was young there weren't any antiques; everything was still new.

My wife and I stopped at an antique store out here once.
They had a pedal tractor just like one I had when I was a youngster.
It was priced at over $2000.

 

[shouldazagged]

I often had to tell Cain to stop picking on his brother.

 

[cmort666]

I remember MS-DOS.

I'm so old that I remember when most business PCs ran CPM-M80 and a portable computer was about the same size and weight as a PRC-77.

 

[OLDSTER]

I'm so old my first new rifle was a flint lock

 

[SW MP15]

I'm so old, there were Five & Dime stores! And No, they didn't Sell nickels or dimes!

I'm so old, the headlight burnt out on my car. And I had to buy a new candle.

I'm so old, Moses preformed our wedding ceremony.

I'm so old, Ben Franklin borrowed my key. And never brought it back.

I'm so old, Confucius used to ask me my opinion on everything.

 

[wbraswell]

I'm so old, I know more about hi-fi, than wi-fi.

 

[Maddawg1952]

Your officially old when your back goes out more often than you do.

 

[JSR III]

I'm so old, I remember when kids wore there pants around their waist and their ball cap brim faced forward. (Unless you were the catcher and could put it on backwards to wear a mask)

I'm so old, I remember getting a gallon of gas for my mini bike for around a quarter.

I'm so old, I remember being respectful to teachers or policeman or fear the belt when you got home.

I'm so old, I remember playing dodge ball and nobody's feelings got hurt being hit with a ball that weighed about an ounce more than a balloon.

I'm so old, I remember only the winning team got a trophy.

I'm so old, I remember having to deal with your problems without Prozac.

 

[HOUSTON RICK]

I am so old that old people feel obligated to call me sir.

I am so old that I have shoes, suits, ties and t-shirts older than the people that I work with.

I am so old that my birthdate is no longer included as an option in computerized registration forms.

I am so old that on the insurance annuity longevity tables, I passed away years ago.

I am so old that Dwight Eisnehower was my paperboy.

I am so old that when I see a pretty young lady, I first think about all the maintenance her beau must endure.

I am so old that a good golf shot is one where I can see where the ball went.