IronSkillet
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"Have a blessed day", cashier lady who shorted me $10. @ the gas station yesterday. Gave me the impression she may have substituted the saying for something a little more unpleasant.
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Yaworski
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Nary a one.
I may be drunk, but you are stupid.
In the morning I'll be sober, and you'll still be stupid.
In the morning I'll be sober, and you'll still be stupid.
Too bad I can’t remember these things when I really need them
JJEH
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I think I posted some of these some time ago when a similar thread came up.
"Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom...and has started to dig."
"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
"When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."
"He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
"This young lady has delusions of adequacy"
"This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better."
"A gross ignoramus - - - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
"He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
"He has a knack for making strangers immediately."
"He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
"When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
"If you give him a penny for his thought, you'd get change."
"It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."
"The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."
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Politically correct ways of saying someone's just a bit off.......
All foam, no beer.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
During evolution his ancestors were in the control group.
If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
Barking up a tree with no squirrel in it.
"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
"When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."
"He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."
"This young lady has delusions of adequacy"
"This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better."
"A gross ignoramus - - - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
"He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."
"He has a knack for making strangers immediately."
"He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
"When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."
"If you give him a penny for his thought, you'd get change."
"It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."
"The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."
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Politically correct ways of saying someone's just a bit off.......
All foam, no beer.
Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl.
Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
During evolution his ancestors were in the control group.
If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
Barking up a tree with no squirrel in it.
Doug M.
Member
I have said:
He only has a head to keep his ears from touching.
Hard to believe that was the best of a million.
Your parents should have been celibate.
I have too many crass friends and many of the ones I normally use won't fit here.
He only has a head to keep his ears from touching.
Hard to believe that was the best of a million.
Your parents should have been celibate.
I have too many crass friends and many of the ones I normally use won't fit here.
Have to drive stakes to see any movement.
Jeromejr
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Throw a towel over it!
did your parents have any children that lived???
HOUSTON RICK
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* With a few more chromosomes this person could be a perfect cabbage.
* Yes, thank you for your help, now may I speak to someone who survived whatever accident happened in your office?
* Yes, thank you for your help, now may I speak to someone who survived whatever accident happened in your office?
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