Interpreting the female language...
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coltle6920
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And a little peace and quiet is a bad thing?
Seneca
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Wife: " Honey, does this dress make me look fat?"
Husband: " You know, sweetie, I might not be the best one to answer that question."
Wife: " Why not, honey?"
Husband: " Well sweetie, I saw you before you put it on ."
Husband: " You know, sweetie, I might not be the best one to answer that question."
Wife: " Why not, honey?"
Husband: " Well sweetie, I saw you before you put it on ."
MrTrolleyguy
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Was that a surprise that she didn't talk to you? I hope you've taken the revolver off the night stand and put it in the safe.
If she buys a big tube of super glue you'd better buy her flowers or start searching for a divorce lawyer. LoL
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If a man says something, and a woman isn't there to hear it...is he still wrong? 
If a man says something, and a woman isn't there to hear it...is he still wrong?
I'm glad I wasn't drinking my soda when I read that!
franzas
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bigchuck83
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I'm only 30 years old but i am fairly certain that book is only the cliff notes for chapter one.
shouldazagged
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shouldazagged
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One of the Creator's little jokes:
As men age their voices tend to deepen and they are likely to experience high-frequency hearing loss.
As women age their voices tend to get higher and they often experience low-frequency hearing loss.
I suspect this has saved countless marriages.
As men age their voices tend to deepen and they are likely to experience high-frequency hearing loss.
As women age their voices tend to get higher and they often experience low-frequency hearing loss.
I suspect this has saved countless marriages.
J. R. WEEMS
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I suggest to her, to do what suits her, when I am ask -- she in turn encourages me in all my follies- I remind her quite often I never had a life before we met-- April 1st, it will be 47 years -- put up with me for all that time?? The woman is a Saint-
it will be 47 years -- put up with me for all that time?? The woman is a Saint- ProgressiveTruth
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HA HA HA.....LOL! WHEW...you fellows are funny! Bless you all in your relationships. Many, many happy years together......
Kimberly
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ive learned to keep my big mouth shut at the right times and what ive heard through the grape vine is ,its cheaper to keep her
daddy2twins
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And "whatever". Both have the same "end of conversation, you've p****d me off!" Vibe. ;-) at this point I'm getting a make up game plan ready.
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kozmic
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Yesterday we stopped at the market for "a few things"... after 45 minutes of apparently having no useful ideas or constructive input, I suggested I would go wait in the car (for fear of my life). She said "you can't do that, I don't have any money"!
That pretty much sums it up.
That pretty much sums it up.
This thread stinks. Obviously you guys don't know anything about women, and I have wasted my time reading here. I came here thinking someone actually knew something. 
The only thing I'll add is that you can be right, or you can be happy. You cannot however, have both at the same time. Choose wisely.
The only thing I'll add is that you can be right, or you can be happy. You cannot however, have both at the same time. Choose wisely.
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We have to maintain a sense of humor! That's the only way we can put up with women!
I'm kidding!
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