Jokes about your neighboring states.......

[sheepdawg]

How do we know Jesus wasn't born in Kentucky?

You can't find three wise men or a virgin.


Arkansas and Tennessee were playing a football game, Arkansas had the ball when the Tennessee defense got mad and walked off the field. Arkansas scored three plays later.

 

[Calaveras Slim]

Why are Texans cursed with a southeast wind all the time?

Oklahoma sucks so bad......

My dad was born and raised there, he didn't appreciate this joke.

Then I asked my dad why he didn't go home to Oklahoma when he retired from the Navy?

He said he couldn't because California sucked even more.

 

[LazyKB]

I have some but they will never get past the moderators.

 

[BearBio]

Oregon

That's all you have to say!

They actually have signs in Oregon that say "Do not pass the snowplows on the right!"

(True!)

 

[CBus660R]

If a husband and wife from WV move to Cali and get a divorce, are they still legally brother and sister?

 

[blujax01]

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Q: Did you hear about the fire in Ohio State University's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?

A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

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Oh, so THAT'S how it is, huh?! Well okay...

When there's a tornado warning in Ann Arbor the residents are all instructed to gather at The Big House.

Not much chance of a touchdown there...

 

[shouldazagged]

Many years ago the outdoor bulletin board of the biggest Baptist church in Little Rock had approximately this message (I'm not making it up):

"Football is a sport. Spiritual things are eternal. Nevertheless, beat Texas!"

 

[Tom K]

Why does Colorado like the Oklahoma panhandle so much? Otherwise they would have to touch Texas.

 

[Gunsnwater]

I needed that. Thanks.

 

[motom]

One of my neighbors is Illinois, nuff said?

 

[fonejack54]

" Did you hear that the governor of West Virginia resigned. He heard that Firestone was hiring again."

This one made more sense when Akron, Ohio was the rubber capitol of the world.

 

[kozmic]

I cringed when I saw this thread title, but these are quite humorous. Classless, ruthless, insensitive and crude, but funny!

There was a time (back when I was a proud NYer) I would have busted on any state. But as of late, I feel I'm better off sitting on the sideline than pretending to want to knock any state that at the end of the day is a vast improvement over what I got.

But don't let that stop you crazy folk!

 

[Sven]

Do you know that there's a pretty girl behind every tree in North Dakota?

Think about it. . .

 

[OFT II]

What do you call a pretty woman in Louisiana?

A tourist.



A cajun friend once asked me if I knew the difference between a coon *** and a horse's ***. I said no. He replied "The Sabine River".

 

[bluegrassarms]

One on my own state which I do in fact dearly love...

I got arrested coming back into Kentucky last week. I was charged with smuggling books into the state.

Turned out OK, I got off on a technicality. No one could prove they were books.

 

[rog8732]

Never any drive-by shootings in W. Va.....all the cars are up on blocks.

 

[rags]

Indiana is weird. You look North, you see South Bend. You look South, you see North Vernon... and French Lick isn't what you think it is either!

 

[Hillbilly77]

Indiana is weird. You look North, you see South Bend. You look South, you see North Vernon... and French Lick isn't what you think it is either!

You folks in Ohio owe a huge debt of gratitude to Pennsylvania.
If it weren't for them, you'd be New York's neighbor.

 

[Jst1mr]

The state motto of Minnesota: "Where even a man who wears a feather boa can grow up to be Governor."

 

[Grayfox]

What has 16 legs and 24 teeth?

The Ol' Miss cheerleading squad!