FAIR WARNING! If you southern latitude people (younz know who you are) keep sending this shot up North, you can expect the Norse cold weather gods to be vengeful this winter. Cold winds will sweep down south bringing -30's to your house, friends and neighborhoods. Your public and private water systems will freeze, car handles will crack and break off when you try to open your car doors, public schools will close, you will realize those fancy yuppie heat pumps don't work for squat, you will be forced to wear long underwear (all winter), learn to drive on ice, listen to drunken ice fishermen and will likely give up all those ufta jokes. Consider yourselves warned