Let's do oxymorons again...

[amazingflapjack]

A while back someone ran a thread on "your favorite oxymoron" that I enjoyed along with many others, so let's take another run at it. I'll start with my own favorite, "Rap Music" and add "Limited War" and "Economical Divorce" for this time around. Let's see yours.

 

[6518John]

Common sense gun control.
Government Organization.

 

[shouldazagged]

Military intelligence.

Ethical telemarketer.

Reality TV.

 

[Rustyt1953]

"Pretty ugly"

"Seriously funny"

 

[Old TexMex]

Jumbo shrimp

 

[bigride]

Witty Bigride

 

[SC_Mike]

unbiased opinion

friendly fire

deafening silence

 

[Sevens]

If you are a fan of the movie "Back to the Future", did it ever occur to you that it took place in fictional Hill Valley, a nice oxymoron right there!

 

[RobertJ.]

Cherry tart!

 

[pharman]

"For sale by owner"

Who else would it be for sale by???

 

[soFlaNative]

My only choice has grown smaller with this awfully good bit of seriously funny old news.

 

[dockmurgw]

New old stock.

 

[federali]

Working Vacation

 

[ericrlarson]

I had a “working lunch” last week and it totally sucked!


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[bill2000]

Smart phone.

 

[Jessie]

Passing lane

 

[6518John]

Passing lane

Many people want to know the answers to the mysteries of the universe—the nature of Mankind, God, Creation, where is the Ark of The Covenant, what happened to Jimmy Hoffa, is Bigfoot real, where is Cleopatra's tomb, Who killed JFK?

I just want to know why most driver’s I see get in the passing lane, drive 20 miles under the speed limit, all the while on their phones texting.

 

[snowman]

"The Sound of Silence"

Simon and Garfunkel, 1966



(Not sure it strictly qualifies here, but a very nice tune in my view.)

 

[Fishinfool]

"For the children"

Larry

 

[Bullseye 2620]

Airline food.

Corporate responsibility.

Healthcare system.

Crash landing.

Exact estimate.

Magical realism.