MEMES

[rubiranch]

 

[BigBelle]

I just feel so sad today with a heavy heart

 

[gregintenn]

 

[gregintenn]

Since when were potatoes a non-thing with meat. Color me baffled.

I have no desire to go wherever that is.

 

[gregintenn]

 

[Rustyt1953]

 

[LVSteve]

That way he gets to share the pain.

 

[oldbrownhat]

Och, I dinna think the Bard was the source of that one. Perhaps Robert Benchley? Now I suppose Burns might have written:

Wee, sleeket, cowran, tim’rous beastie,
What's that dagger in thy breastie?​

Having sung in an opera chorus in my youth and latterly spent 20 years preparing opera surtitles, whoever did write that was pretty much spot on

Speaking of Benchley, I think it was he who wrote of wrestling with a looming deadline for an article. Sitting frustrated at the typewriter, he had only written, "The..." His room was above a bar, and finally the sounds of jollity from below overcame him. He added "....hell with it" and went downstairs.

 

[Rudi]

Stainless would be better.

 

[oldbrownhat]

Stainless would be better.

Just make sure you grab the right one. You wouldn't want to be confronting a burglar armed with Dove. "You feeling squeaky clean, punk? Well, are ya?"

I remember reading years ago where someone had a pistol shrink-wrapped for storage in the shower! Not sure that's gonna work in an emergency.

 

[arjay]

 

[Rustyt1953]

 

[ameridaddy]

Yeah, looks to me like it's just getting out of yoga class.

 

[Rustyt1953]

Another retread from the archives.

 

[Rudi]

Cats rule!

 

[Rustyt1953]

Like father...



Like son...

 

[Rustyt1953]

 

[oldbrownhat]

Cat Captcha

Find the black cats

 

[BigBelle]

 

[timjake]

Something we can all relate to.