I don't get it. Who is Señor Center and why does he have to turn off the road way out in the desert?

I don't get it. Who is Señor Center and why does he have to turn off the road way out in the desert?
Surely "Usually, no contact with cooking devices is required" should be on the list.
Surely "Usually, no contact with cooking devices is required" should be on the list.
I would have expected a scorned beef sandwich
I don't know what I want... I am both mature and immature.
ANd the most important
In my college days as a freshman in a dormitory, the dorm rules prevented use of hot plates.
Solution: Place a wire hanger over the top of an open wastebasket. Take an iron, turn it upside down, and insert it into the hanger - adjust as necessary to fit.
Plug in the iron. Instant hot plate.
John
The irony (pun intended) being that the resulting device was potentially far more dangerous than a proper hotplateIn my college days as a freshman in a dormitory, the dorm rules prevented use of hot plates.
Solution: Place a wire hanger over the top of an open wastebasket. Take an iron, turn it upside down, and insert it into the hanger - adjust as necessary to fit.
Plug in the iron. Instant hot plate.
John