Men teaching classes for women

[coltle6920]

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

Class 1: Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 2 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2: Which Takes More Energy – Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or whining About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 3: Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?–Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 AM for 2 hours.

Class 4: Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase–Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5: Curling Irons–Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 2 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6: How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7: Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum .. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8: Health Watch–They Make Medicine for PMS – USE IT! Three nights; Monday , Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9: How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon , 2 hours.

Class 10: Learning to Live–How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.

Class 11: How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 12: I Was Wrong and He Was Right!–Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Can't find original poster... Courtesy of "Diogenes Sarcastica"

 

[RobertJ.]

Funny, but I'll pass on showing it to my wife!

 

[LVSteve]

When these classes begin, remind me to be far away from the local community college, preferably on a high hill with a good set of binoculars so I watch the conflagration from a safe distance.

 

[S42N8]

And after delivering the class catalog:

Class 13: Self-aid (Because saving your life starts with your self.). Self-paced. May require professional assistance.

Class 14: Sofa sleep basics: Not just for naps anymore. Four hour nightly practicum; maybe five hours if Fido settles. Advanced seminar: Sofa-surfing: A change of scenery makes everybody happier. (Warning: May lead to the pre-law applied seminar - Divorce: Domestic catch-and-release.)

 

[Tom S.]

Say what you will, I would rather teach a woman how to shoot that a man any day. They listen, do what you tell them and there's no testosterone to get in the way. And they typically do very well.

 

[pawngal]

N\A
(times 12 cuz that's too short)

 

[jeffrefrig]

My wife told me not to pay attention to the opening post, as it is supposed to be funny. She said it isn't. I got smacked with a pan to the back of my head just for reading it! It was "part of my training."

 

[yaktamer]

Here's another: "Options for Answering Yes or No Questions."

 

[MTC(SS)Ret]

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .

Class 1: Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 2 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs. beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2: Which Takes More Energy – Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or whining About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 3: Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?–Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 AM for 2 hours.

Class 4: Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase–Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5: Curling Irons–Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 2 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6: How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7: Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum .. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8: Health Watch–They Make Medicine for PMS – USE IT! Three nights; Monday , Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9: How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon , 2 hours.

Class 10: Learning to Live–How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined.

Class 11: How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 12: I Was Wrong and He Was Right!–Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.

Can't find original poster... Courtesy of "Diogenes Sarcastica"

No doubt Class 12 will be cancelled due to a lack of guest speakers

 

[Kenna]

Excellent ! Will review with wife once she's home from work.

 

[Rustyt1953]

re Class 7:

 

[swsig]

NOTE:

Can't find original poster...

That's because he's living in a cave somewhere after his wife's attorney got through with him.

 

[Rustyt1953]

In summation:

 

[Rustyt1953]

 

[WardenRoss]

For many years, I helped run the cadets through the firearm's orientation class to prep them for the academy.

"Load your revolver with six rounds!"

"Raise your revolver to eye level, 'point shoulder aim' and prepare to fire ONE ROUND at your target in your lane."

"This is to orientate you to the recoil and noise of the revolver."

"Shooter ready? Fire ONE ROUND!"

The male cadet on my immediate right then rapid fires SIX ROUNDS.

"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?" I yell at the cadet. "I said ONE ROUND!"

"Sir, I did what you said! Isn't one round all SIX SHOTS in this thing?"

Never had these problems with the female cadets!

I have a million of these stories.



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[LVSteve]

"One round" as in one rotation of the cylinder?

 

[fiasconva]

The reason you can't find the original poster is that he's been in hiding ever since he posted it.

 

[Walkin Horse]

And that's how the fight started.

 

[rwsmith]

# 12.....

.... is based on a false premise. I have NEVER in my LIFE known this to happen.

 

[Greyman50]

Fondly remember instructing females in marksmanship. They usually listened intently some took notes and just about every one performed as instructed. They even asked questions. Several were outstanding shots, I urged them to practice more and compete in matches.
Just wish they taught drivers Ed in schools these days as " young" women are HORRIBLE drivers.