My Wife's Mad and I Don't Know Why

[snubbyfan]

If a husband thinks he has gotten in the last word during an argument, he is in for a shock.

I used to get the last word in. I'd just say, "yes dear." Then she started sayin', "okay honey," so she'd still get the last word.

 

[Ron M.]

So there we were, my wife and I. We were on a road trip and stopped to pick up a soda. The girl at the register asked me if I'd like a bag. I put my arm around my wife and said, "no thanks, I already have one."
Made for an "interesting" road trip.

After a frazzled husband, once again, was caught in a stupid argument with his wife, he finally stated "You are beginning to sound like my ex-wife!" Incensed, she shouted "You told me you've never been married before!" He calmly said..."That's true..I haven't."

 

[eveled]

I've stopped introducing my wife as "This is my first wife...", because she didn't think it was funny.

Turns out they don't like "Old Lady" either.

 

[Salty RI]

Some people just don't have a sense of humor.

 

[jeffinmi]

The time to worry is when the wife is HAPPY and you don't know why. Of course this happens far less often.

 

[Eagle 477]

Just Remember Women's faults are many. but men have but 2 everything they "SAY" and everything they "Do"

Merry Christmas

Rob

 

[ACORN]

So there we were, my wife and I. We were on a road trip and stopped to pick up a soda. The girl at the register asked me if I'd like a bag. I put my arm around my wife and said, "no thanks, I already have one."
Made for an "interesting" road trip.

How long did it take for the lump to go down after that comment?

 

[Bob L]

Just remember that even when you are right, you are wrong..Merry Christmas Everyone!

 

[tattooo]

Love this thread... lol

 

[Doug627]

Did you fail to offer her one of the cigars?

 

[GKC]

This is due to an ingredient in wedding cake...doesn't affect the groom, just the bride.

 

[bagga]

a bunch of friends of mine were listening to one of the guys whineing about his wife yelling at him for something he didn't think he deserved. it was met with great joy by the rest of us. one of the guys then said "why should you get treated any better than anyone else"? we erupted in much laughter. i use the same line all the time now.

 

[Kiwi cop]

The rules of the house.

Rule 1. The man is not allowed to know all the rules.

Rule 2. If a man gets to know all the rules the woman has the right to change them without notice.

Rule 3. Refer to rule 1.

Merry Christmas.

 

[Model 19 6"]

Snubby go out and get her another cast iron skillet and she will be happy.

 

[snubbyfan]

Snubby go out and get her another cast iron skillet and she will be happy.

Hmm....
Good idea, if it's a small one I could also use it as a cigar ash tray.

 

[carpriver]

you didn't kick the snow off the tree before brought it in the house.

 

[Onomea]

Guy 1: "The last time my wife and I got in an argument, she later came to me on her knees!"

Guy2: "Wow! No kidding! What'd she say?!"

Guy 1: "She said, 'Come out from under the bed you little coward!'"