My Wife's Mad and I Don't Know Why

[GaryS]

I've stopped introducing my wife as "This is my first wife...", because she didn't think it was funny.

just tell her you were looking for a wife when you found her...

it's fun to stay at the YMCA

 

[hoosierone]

Best advice from an old friend: Keep your mouth shut. Try it, it usually works.

Also remember, even though you may be right, you are still wrong.

 

[snubbyfan]

I'd be a wonderin' where the 200 buck's from...

As a former maintenance tech. and the Rubbermaid Commercial Products factory in Winchester VA, I have mounds of certificates in stuff like electronics, hydraulics, mechanical engineering, forklift operations, overhead crane operations and stuff like that.
My wife has a degree in Business Administration and Accounting.
I keep the systems in the house functioning and she keeps the books.
Actually works well that way.

 

[snubbyfan]

If'n the cigar is bigger than the tree, I'm thinkin' your problem is solved

Somewhere between a Robusto and a Churchill.

 

[snubbyfan]

She's Italian,she'll get over it...someday

Yeah, 'bout the same time the sun becomes a red giant and engulfs the earth.

 

[snubbyfan]

just tell her you were looking for a wife when you found her...

it's fun to stay at the YMCA

And every time we go to the YMCA for a good workout, that song goes through my head.

 

[Ron M.]

If a husband thinks he has gotten in the last word during an argument, he is in for a shock.

 

[snubbyfan]

Maybe you forgot the ornaments?

I think cigar bands would make for some very festive, colorful ornaments.
So there ya go.

 

[snubbyfan]

I've stopped introducing my wife as "This is my first wife...", because she didn't think it was funny.

So there we were, my wife and I. We were on a road trip and stopped to pick up a soda. The girl at the register asked me if I'd like a bag. I put my arm around my wife and said, "no thanks, I already have one."
Made for an "interesting" road trip.

 

[snubbyfan]

Best advice from an old friend: Keep your mouth shut. Try it, it usually works.

Also remember, even though you may be right, you are still wrong.

Him wise man Kemosabe.

 

[snubbyfan]

If a husband thinks he has gotten in the last word during an argument, he is in for a shock.

I used to get the last word in. I'd just say, "yes dear." Then she started sayin', "okay honey," so she'd still get the last word.

 

[Ron M.]

So there we were, my wife and I. We were on a road trip and stopped to pick up a soda. The girl at the register asked me if I'd like a bag. I put my arm around my wife and said, "no thanks, I already have one."
Made for an "interesting" road trip.

After a frazzled husband, once again, was caught in a stupid argument with his wife, he finally stated "You are beginning to sound like my ex-wife!" Incensed, she shouted "You told me you've never been married before!" He calmly said..."That's true..I haven't."

 

[eveled]

I've stopped introducing my wife as "This is my first wife...", because she didn't think it was funny.

Turns out they don't like "Old Lady" either.

 

[Salty RI]

Some people just don't have a sense of humor.

 

[jeffinmi]

The time to worry is when the wife is HAPPY and you don't know why. Of course this happens far less often.

 

[Eagle 477]

Just Remember Women's faults are many. but men have but 2 everything they "SAY" and everything they "Do"

Merry Christmas

Rob

 

[ACORN]

So there we were, my wife and I. We were on a road trip and stopped to pick up a soda. The girl at the register asked me if I'd like a bag. I put my arm around my wife and said, "no thanks, I already have one."
Made for an "interesting" road trip.

How long did it take for the lump to go down after that comment?

 

[Bob L]

Just remember that even when you are right, you are wrong..Merry Christmas Everyone!

 

[tattooo]

Love this thread... lol

 

[Doug627]

Did you fail to offer her one of the cigars?