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Not to cause thread drift in the string on Bigfoot, I'll post this separately..

Enough Neanerthal remains have been found to establish the Neanderthal genome. The evidence suggests that we interbred with them. Most surprising, all the Neanderthals found so far had blue eyes. For blue eyed people like myself, perhaps we have more than our share of Neanderthal genes.
 
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To look for Neanderthal genes, check the knuckles. If all the hair is worn off the back of the fingers, there it is! Those with the gene will drag their knuckles when they are tired.

You might want to check the soles of the feet, too. If the soles are hairy, you're looking at someone with the troll gene. The Neanderthal and troll genes are closely related. Not everyone without UP Michigan connections knows it, but many trolls live in Lower Michigan, below the bridge.
 
Not to cause thread drift in the string on Bigfoot, I'll post this separately..

Enough Neanerthal remains have been found to establish the Neanderthal genome. The evidence suggests that we interbred with them. Most surprising, all the Neanderthals found so far had blue eyes. For blue eyed people like myself, perhaps we have more than our share of Neanderthal genes.

I believe that is true. I worked with a guy when I was in LE--who had the big brow ridge--or whatever its called? that you see associated with Neandertals. Curtis did have blue eyes too.
 
If you have Northern European ancestry,you're one of us [emoji33]

Actually, that club just got a lot less exclusive. As the article in Scientific American (it was actually reported in other papers too) explains, they just found a skull in Israel that seems to show that interbreeding between Neanderthals and modern man started in the Middle East (sorry to inject some science into the levity ;) )
 
I'm still waiting for a logical explanation of how Cro Magnon Man managed to emerge, apparently out of nowhere, in Europe 20,000 years ago.

Not out of nowhere, out of Africa just like the others before. Migration routes are pretty well established by now.
 
In 1988 when I was setting in a Into to Anthropology class at OSU The professor was expressing the exact same theory.
 
I suspect that some Neanderthal groups were more advanced than the modern public believes. They surely had group hunts for large, dangerous animals and tackled some separately, perhaps in tests of courage or for religious reasons. Like fighting a cave bear might be a ceremony... Jean Auel may not have been too far off in her books about Ayla, like, "Clan of the Cave Bear." Pretty good movie, too. I liked the haunting music.

Auel consulted with a lot of paleoanthropologists as she wrote. This does not endorse some of her later books, where I feel that the descriptive detail of such things as mammoths breeding is in poor taste. Just excessive and "over the top." I quit reading her books after I had a fill of that stuff.

BTW,I've seen actual artifacts from Lascaux and other Euro caves, at a display in Texas years ago. I was fascinated to personally behold items that I'd seen in books. Of course, that art and the other items were of Cro-Magnon origin.

I've also met Dr. Donald Johanson, whose expeditions discovered the Australopithecine skeleton they dubbed, "Lucy." He very graciously autographed my copies of his books, although he was nervous about a death threat phoned in by some nut who disagreed with his stand on evolution.

Campus cops were everywhere and I asked one sergeant why. She told me about the death threat. (SMU police are sworn officers; not guards.)

My teen daughter found Dr. Johanson to be fascinating, too, and was far more interested in his presentation than she'd expected to be. He did a good narrative, with an outstanding slide show.

Of course, he usually writes about times long before even Neanderthals, but if you study earlier human-like forms, you can see the progress.

Some feel that the palate in Neanderthals wasn't shaped right for more complex speech and they may not have had the creative vision of newly arrived Cro-Magnons. They went for thousands of years relying on clubs and spears. I don't think they ever evolved the atlatl or the bow. Or the wheel.

The prevailing theory is that Neanderthal features were an adaptation to living in extreme cold. As the Ice Ages faded, they may have to some degree just evolved out of that mode. But I think their genes were distinct; they could breed with modern men but were not the same species, really.

Interbreeding may have weakened their gene pool and produced mixed humans. But I suspect that Cro-Magnons just wiped out those less advanced people, for the most part.
 
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I'm still waiting for a logical explanation of how Cro Magnon Man managed to emerge, apparently out of nowhere, in Europe 20,000 years ago. I also suspect that this was the group that crossbred with Neanderthal kind of a prehistoric "Put a bag over her head" syndrome!
Jim

Could the Cro Magnon's recently discovered alcohol? Would explain the inter breeding. Bag or no bag.
 
According to my DNA assay from 23andMe, I'm 2.9% Neanderthal. I assume it's mostly in my jeans.


Keep in mind that one of the first and best known Neanderthal skeletons turned out to be that of an old man with serious arthritis. That skeleton caused a public misconception about their appearance as a species.

However, nice pun! :D
 
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Most truly enlightened people would conclude that members of this forum are a bunch of racists. Really, who is to say that one species along the lineage of humanity is better than another, more culturally advanced, more socially attuned, more physically attractive, etc, etc, etc?

I am shocked and nonplussed.

Truly.

Nonplussed to the max.
 
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