"Outside is place for shooting!"

[Andy Griffith]

"Mr. Rat...

I have writ here says you're to stop eat'n Chen Lee's cornmeal forthwith.

Now, it's a rat-writ writ for a rat, and this is lawful service of same.

[turning to Mattie]
See, doesn't pay any attention to me."

*BANG*

Why the Mrs. has objection to me shooting a swallow in the house that came down the chimney with the .22 smoothbore I can't figure out.

Probably figures I'll *accidentally* hit the picture of my mother-in-law or something.

 

[Jellybean]

I always preferred a Victor rat trap and a kernal of corn.

 

[Buford]

When my wife and I rented a farm house in the 70's we had mice running all over the place. After supper I used my model 18 with birdshot on them...great fun. My wife did not mind except for the tiny dents in her flower canisters.