In the corporate world: 'Reach-out'. "I'll reach-out to Jennifer and get her input on this."
Had a boss once that could not stand the corporate pc speak.
One day in a meeting:
Co-worker: "Do you want me to reach-out to Fred and touch base to gather some input on the opportunity?
Boss: "No, I want you to call his arse up and fix the damn problem."
Or another one from the corporate world that would drive him crazy: 'Counsel him/her out of the organization'
HR manager: "Do you think we should begin the process of counseling him out of the organization"?
Boss: No, I want him fired and escorted off the premises by close of business today."
On the gun forums the one that gets on my nerves is, "It just disappears"