handejector
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"You should contact an attorney"
Phrases you hate to hear
- Thread starter David LaPell
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Moonman
Member
"You have the right to remain silent"
"Are you busy?"
Even if I'm not, I'm going to tell you I am so you'll go foist your problem on someone else.
Even if I'm not, I'm going to tell you I am so you'll go foist your problem on someone else.
mball
Member
"That's on backorder."
cobra357
Member
From my kids..."I know, I know.."
681ismyfavorite
Member
"come in my office and close the door".
joeintexas
US Veteran
I don't care if you are from the secret service....its still $250 bucks!!
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"Oh Honey, let me tell you how much money I just saved"............
Yea, RIGHT!!!
Yea, RIGHT!!!
quneur
Member
"Grind...click...click...click.." says my computer
"That's sooo gross!"
"You have to contact the claims department."
"Have you heard the Good News?"
"I'm sorry, it won't accept your card."
Redmond
Member
This upgrade should be seamless...
revho
Member
"Your thoughts on the internal lock?"
"My third time shipping this back to S&W"
"I think my barrel is canted..." - I think they all are now days.
"My third time shipping this back to S&W"
"I think my barrel is canted..." - I think they all are now days.
ArcticFox
US Veteran
...awesome
"Mr. Harris, we need for you to make a deposit. We have a couple of checks here and you need to make a deposit to cover them."
From my bank . . . . haven't heard this particular message in the last twenty-five or so years, but it happened several times a year back when I was farming.
From my bank . . . . haven't heard this particular message in the last twenty-five or so years, but it happened several times a year back when I was farming.
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My Principal came up to me in the hall at school one day.
"You need to go in your room and lock your door when the bell rings. Jerome's Mama is on her way here and says she is going to kill you."
Jerome's Mama was a 350 lb renowned brawler. I had just had to restrain Jerome (5' 11", 275 lb football player) using a "sleeper" hold that nearly left him unconscious. There had been a near riot in the school lunchroom at breakfast.
"You need to go in your room and lock your door when the bell rings. Jerome's Mama is on her way here and says she is going to kill you."
Jerome's Mama was a 350 lb renowned brawler. I had just had to restrain Jerome (5' 11", 275 lb football player) using a "sleeper" hold that nearly left him unconscious. There had been a near riot in the school lunchroom at breakfast.
Shooting Padre
US Veteran
"We've looked at your scan results and we've never seen anything like this before."
captorquewrench
Member
"The building is on lockdown"
"I forgot my music"
"My horn's in the shop"
"I can't sing that high" (Then join the alto section, one row behind you.)
"Mom sign this for school and send a check"
"The internet's down"
"This is going to cost more than I originally thought"
"I'm going to close my eyes and use the Force" (Said a doctor with a hypodermic needle for a cortisone shot in the webbing of my hand...and he raised up over his head, and did close his eyes and use a LOT of the Force)
"Are you ____'s mom?"
"we're out of coffee"
"bend over and try to relax"
"I forgot my music"
"My horn's in the shop"
"I can't sing that high" (Then join the alto section, one row behind you.)
"Mom sign this for school and send a check"
"The internet's down"
"This is going to cost more than I originally thought"
"I'm going to close my eyes and use the Force" (Said a doctor with a hypodermic needle for a cortisone shot in the webbing of my hand...and he raised up over his head, and did close his eyes and use a LOT of the Force)
"Are you ____'s mom?"
"we're out of coffee"
"bend over and try to relax"
