When someone is pontificating about something, usually about
how great they are, they need a putdown. Here are some of
my favorites.
A recent president brought a general into the oval office and
fired him. As the general got up to leave, the president said
you will probably pxxx on my grave. The general replied,
No sir, I vowed that when I got out of the army I would never
stand in another line.
I was reading an article one day that said the Air Force selected
recruits for their super secret security service from the top half
of one percent. I was so proud I couldn't wait to tell my wife,
because I was one of those recruits. When I told her, she said
that doesn't say much for the other 99 and a half percent.
I was telling an old friend about one time when I was going up
a draw stalking a deer. A couple of notheads jumped out of
their car and started shooting. I could hear the bullets singing
over my head. I asked my old friend if he had ever heard bullets
flying over his head. He said yep, on the beach at Anzio.
Way back when I was a young man I remember a lady asking
me where I was when the brains were passed out. I said I was
over getting the looks. She said it must be Hell to get beat out
of both.
Sgt. Friday and his pardner were standing on a front porch
conversing with a lady, when a group of fighter planes flew
over. The lady covered her ears and said have you ever heard
such a racket. Sgt. in his deadpan manner said yes mam at
Pearl Harbor.
Do you have a favorite putdown?
how great they are, they need a putdown. Here are some of
my favorites.
A recent president brought a general into the oval office and
fired him. As the general got up to leave, the president said
you will probably pxxx on my grave. The general replied,
No sir, I vowed that when I got out of the army I would never
stand in another line.
I was reading an article one day that said the Air Force selected
recruits for their super secret security service from the top half
of one percent. I was so proud I couldn't wait to tell my wife,
because I was one of those recruits. When I told her, she said
that doesn't say much for the other 99 and a half percent.
I was telling an old friend about one time when I was going up
a draw stalking a deer. A couple of notheads jumped out of
their car and started shooting. I could hear the bullets singing
over my head. I asked my old friend if he had ever heard bullets
flying over his head. He said yep, on the beach at Anzio.
Way back when I was a young man I remember a lady asking
me where I was when the brains were passed out. I said I was
over getting the looks. She said it must be Hell to get beat out
of both.
Sgt. Friday and his pardner were standing on a front porch
conversing with a lady, when a group of fighter planes flew
over. The lady covered her ears and said have you ever heard
such a racket. Sgt. in his deadpan manner said yes mam at
Pearl Harbor.
Do you have a favorite putdown?
