Restroom Protocol

[Kevin J.]

Speaking of long stainless steel urinal troughs. The old Metro Dome in Minneapolis had them and at half time everyone was rubbing shoulders it was so crowded. I do remember seeing one young kid squeezed in shoulder to shoulder with all the old men thinking that poor kid is going to need therapy some day.

 

[TLflag]

urinal

I put a urinal in my house, because we had 4 pointers and only 1 sitter. Worked out very well.

 

[s&wchad]

You wouldn't believe how many urinals we have at deer camp!

 

[ladder13]

Seems no one flushes the urinals at the gym but I’ve heard the ladies bathroom is worse.

 

[glenwolde]

I first heard that joke in 1972. But it was Harvard and Yale.

 

[glenwolde]

Seems no one flushes the urinals at the gym but I’ve heard the ladies bathroom is worse.

I'm not proud of it, nor ashamed, but part of being a park host at times required some restroom cleaning. I can testify that the ladies...er...women's...restrooms were always far worse than the men's rooms.

 

[Kinman]

When you live with a house full of women the seat stays down. Now a days it doesn't matter, I live alone.

A friend of ours had a place at the same lake for nearly as long, going back generations. He lived on the West side of the state, which is about a 300 mile drive from the lake. One day he told me they had to get up at the crack and get on the road the next day for home. I said "Brian, its like a four hour drive from here, whats the rush." He said "When was the last time you travelled in a car with three women (two teenage daughters and wife)?" I told him I've only really travelled with one woman at a time. He said "If one of them has to pee, they all have to pee...if one of them is hungry, they all have to eat. It takes nearly all damn day to get home from here." "One stop in Colville to say bye to grandma and grandpa, one stop in Spokane to say goodbye to her sisters, a stop in Moses Lake to pee if I'm lucky, another stop in Ellensburg to eat and pee again, probably once on the pass because a store has cute clothes, etc." I told him that he was a better man than me.

 

[CAJUNLAWYER]

I use the "pull over to the side of the road-get out walk around to the rear passenger tire-stoop down like I was checking tire pressure while peeing" trick.

 

[soFlaNative]

Lots of places with the trough, many were concrete or porcelain.
Had one of those circular wash stations at the wastewater plant, don't know how many times I caught myself in time and hung a left to the wall units. It was the first thing seen when walking thru the door and when you gotta go you gotta go.
One time I walked into the mechanic's lunchroom with the double bowl sinks on two sides after leaving for operations, standing there looking around until someone asked "What the hey you want?".
I says "Just trying to remember which one's the pee sink."

 

[DARE]

Speaking about cleaning restrooms reminds me of another one.

Did you hear about the two Aggies that took three days to get from College Station to Dallas?
They saw a sign that said "clean restrooms ahead."

 

[Rustyt1953]

Ready, aim...

Urinal target - Wikipedia

 

[45Smashemflat]

The urinal fly targets are at the St Louis airport…

 

[JohnRippert]

You wouldn't believe how many urinals we have at deer camp!

Out at the ranch a fella named Gene, who we all called the 'park ranger' planted a bunch of pine trees all over the place in the area where everyone kept their RV's. We called them all yellow pines, can you guess why?

 

[Aggie1906]

Spartan Stadium in East Lansing, Nearly every Guesthouse in Germany, and I heard Army/Marines version first. Nuff said.
Post prostate help, I found myself wishing for a taller front sight.
My seat goes down to prevent future unfortunate sit down mishaps.

 

[DARE]

I get it, "yellow pines" along the same line as don't eat the "yellow snow."

 

[Kasian]

Similar functional Restroom Made of natural materialks

On my brother's first trip to China he sent me this pic with the caption "send more socks".

" Eagle" seat similar functional restroom made of natural materials - light color planed wood

 

[charlie sherrill]

Lol…clever

"Here I sit all broken hearted, I paid to ****, but only farted".

 

[Goldstar225]

On my brother's first trip to China he sent me this pic with the caption "send more socks".

Saw and experienced a similar design in Turkey. There was a filthy rag on the wall that the natives used to clean the fingers after wiping.

 

[Rustyt1953]

 

[bullmack]

One time at Angel Stadium in Anaheim, the line for the Women's bathroom was looong.
One women, fed up with waiting, just moved over and went to the Men's room because there was no waiting and SHE had to go.
Should have heard the squeals, squeaks and watched the rushing bodies going out the door; you would have thought the teacher just invaded the grade school bathroom where smoking was going on.
Thankfully, peace was quickly restored because she did her business and left and she was the only one that crossed the potty line.

We did this at a bar one time for several of our ladies. We just stood outside and ran interference till they were done. There was some complaining but nothing we couldn't handle.