Rodney Dangerfield

[Stu1205]

I asked my dentist, "Doc, what can I do about my yellow teeth?"

He said, "Wear a brown tie."

I saw him in concert years ago.

One of the funniest shows I have ever seen.

Stu

 

[SHOOT.45]

"Ya know, I get no respect! Ugly, I'll tell ya ugly. When I was born, the doctor slapped my muther!!!"

 

[Rintimtin]

"I went to a prize fight and a hockey game broke out."

 

[Out West]

Hey! Who stepped on the duck?

Out
West

 

[shouldazagged]

He used to demolish Johnny Carson regularly. It was probably "The Tonight Show" that made him a huge success, or at least helped. I had never heard of him before the first time I saw him nearly put Carson on the floor.

 

[vytoland]

one of the top "stand ups" of all time and a personal favorite.

 

[model70hunter]

Fat Tom, thanks for this thread.

Rodney could really make me laugh.

 

[redlevel]

I don't get no respect. My wife has cut me down to twice a month. I'm lucky, though. I know several guys she has cut off altogether.

 

[LouisianaJoe]

In the 70's, I went to New York on business. I went to Dangerfield's night club and saw him in person. The jokes he told at the club were a lot more x-rated. They would not be acceptable here. I was crying, I laughed so hard.

I also went to Mamma Leone's restaurant in Manhattan. It is no longer there.

 

[nicky4968]

I'm not saying my home was built cheap. But last night my son threw a balloon through the wall.

 

[rwsmith]

He would jerk...

He used to demolish Johnny Carson regularly. It was probably "The Tonight Show" that made him a huge success, or at least helped. I had never heard of him before the first time I saw him nearly put Carson on the floor.

The way he would jerk on his tie or collar.

I remember somebody had a life size cutout of him sitting the back seat of the car looking back at you through the window.

 

[rwsmith]

NOOOOOOOOOO

In the 70's, I went to New York on business. I went to Dangerfield's night club and saw him in person. The jokes he told at the club were a lot more x-rated. They would not be acceptable here. I was crying, I laughed so hard.

I also went to Mamma Leone's restaurant in Manhattan. It is no longer there.

Mama Leone's is gone!!!!!

I went in there expecting to sit down, eat and leave like we usually do in a restaurant. I didn't know it was going to be a 2 hour affair. I was ready to go after the first course. There were a couple of guys laughing at me because I was such an amateur eater. Never think you are going to eat and run at a real Italian restaurant.

 

[LouisianaJoe]

Mama Leone's is gone!!!!!

I went in there expecting to sit down, eat and leave like we usually do in a restaurant. I didn't know it was going to be a 2 hour affair. I was ready to go after the first course. There were a couple of guys laughing at me because I was such an amateur eater. Never think you are going to eat and run at a real Italian restaurant.

Mamma Leone Shuts Doors in Manhattan - NYTimes.com

 

[pluspea]

I saw a guy running naked in my neighborhood, I stopped and asked, hey buddy, what you doing running naked? Well you got home early.

Stuck my head out the car window the other day and got arrested for mooning.

My wife wanted to make love in the back seat of the car, but she wanted me to drive.

 

[cavsix]

My son was giving me a hard time. I said "someday you'll have kids of your own!" He said "someday so will you!!"

I get home from the convention a day early and says to the cab driver " take me to where the action is!", and he drives me to my house!!!