Yes but look at everything you would have missed.
John
Sent from my XT1254 using Tapatalk
SOME FAVORITE QUOTES
- Thread starter crazyphil
- Start date
John
Sent from my XT1254 using Tapatalk
From the movie, "The Long Kiss Goodnight" with Gena Davis and Samuel L. Jackson: In one scene one of the guys is having dinner with his mother in her home. There is a small dog sitting between them on the couch. The dog is vigorously and continuously licking his behind. The mother seems not to notice but the guy is obviously put off by it. Finally he can't take it any more and says, "Mother I'm trying to eat my dinner. Your little dog has been licking himself for the last half hour. I submit to you that what ever was there is there to stay or gone for good."
Skeptic 9c
Member
"Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, poverty stricken and a party-pooper." Remark attributed to Groucho Marx.
Geoff
Who is trying to adjust his sleep cycle to be more intune with the TV schedules. Why NCIS New Orleans has to start a 2200 I'll never know.
Geoff
Who is trying to adjust his sleep cycle to be more intune with the TV schedules. Why NCIS New Orleans has to start a 2200 I'll never know.
We grow too soon old and too late smart.- An old Amish Expression.
Real problems can't be fixed with money! my uncle.
It isn't how much money you have its how you spend it. Me
I would rather be hunting, fishing or camping. My friends
He's just a fart in a whirl wind. My father describing a politician.
It isn't how much money you have its how you spend it. Me
I would rather be hunting, fishing or camping. My friends
He's just a fart in a whirl wind. My father describing a politician.
Cpl. Paris, "See that cockroach? Tomorrow I'll be dead and it'll be alive. It'll have more contact with my wife and child than I will."
Pvt. Ferol, (Squashes the roach), "Now you've got the edge on him."
Paths of Glory
Pvt. Ferol, (Squashes the roach), "Now you've got the edge on him."
Paths of Glory
ContinentalOp
Member
- Joined
- Apr 14, 2009
- Messages
- 6,315
- Reaction score
- 12,813
"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens." Plato
"Sure I know what love is...it's what goes on between a man and a .45 that won't jam." Al Goddard, Appointment with Danger
"When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming like his passengers." Unknown Source
"Don't you think if I were wrong I'd know it?" Sheldon, "The Big Bang Theory"
"I drank what?!" Socrates
"Sure I know what love is...it's what goes on between a man and a .45 that won't jam." Al Goddard, Appointment with Danger
"When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming like his passengers." Unknown Source
"Don't you think if I were wrong I'd know it?" Sheldon, "The Big Bang Theory"
"I drank what?!" Socrates
Ahh yezzz.... my first wife. Drove me to drink. I don't think I ever adequately thanked her for that...
- W.C. Fields
I've outlived my (euphemism for male member).
- Willie Nelson when he turned 75
He was as useless as the teats on a boar hog.
His money was gone like a fart in a windstorm.
She was hotter than a two-dollar pistol.
- my dad
John
- W.C. Fields
I've outlived my (euphemism for male member).
- Willie Nelson when he turned 75
He was as useless as the teats on a boar hog.
His money was gone like a fart in a windstorm.
She was hotter than a two-dollar pistol.
- my dad
John
Skeptic 9c
Member
"The US Army does not fire warning shots. That's only done by the Navy when a battleship says 'your little spit kit is faster, but I can turn a square mile of ocean into a Cuisinart.'" A Drill Sergeant responding to a question from a trainee.
Protected One
Member
"Now what we have heeeere is failure to communicate"
- The Warden in Cool Hand Luke
- The Warden in Cool Hand Luke
Longhorn1986
Member
From my all time favorite movie, "Harvey":
Elwood P. Dowd: Years ago, my mother used to say to me, she'd say "In this world, Elwood, you can be oh so so smart, or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart... I recommend pleasant. You may quote me.
Elwood P. Dowd: Years ago, my mother used to say to me, she'd say "In this world, Elwood, you can be oh so so smart, or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart... I recommend pleasant. You may quote me.
Longhorn1986
Member
Number two would be from "The Gingerman" by J.P. Donleavy:
"All I want
Is one break
Which is not
My neck."
"All I want
Is one break
Which is not
My neck."
OP
"I am the greatest. I said that even before I knew I was."
- Muhammad Ali
- Muhammad Ali
OP
"You tell em Im coming and Hells coming with me." Wyatt Earp
(On entering any restaurant) "We would like to be seated in the non-screaming kid section, please."
- me
John
- me
John
Multi (as in a whole bunch) likes for this'n!!!!!!
